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If Hell Has A Shopping Mall
Please someone tell me this isn't something you can actually order. Not worksafe unless you work at Hooters.
The fact that this got published makes me choke on a hairball.
If you can get through the commercial without peeing your pants, you're a better man than I am. Warning: while it is worksafe unless the guy at the next desk is an easily ( Read more... ) -
Preparing To Vacate
I have unilaterally decided that we are desperately in need of a break so we're planning a small family vacation in a few weeks. Typically I'm drawn straight towards the highest concentration of Roadside America giant fiberglass crap I can possibly locate. We're taking D. to Gatlinburg, which besides being adjacent to Smokey Mountains National ( Read more... ) -
Stupidity And Hope
The US military has awarded an $80 million contract to a prominent Saudi financier who has been indicted by the US Justice Department for, among other things, financial shenanigans that cost the American taxpayers an estimated 1.7 billion dollars. As a purely coincidental aside: "Pharaon was also an investor in President George W. Bush's first ( Read more... ) -
A Nugget Of...Something
In the middle of a convoluted and silly dream about fighting alien invaders* and rescuing doomed hamsters a clear quote emerged, and I woke up with it running through my head. "Sometimes the right thing to do is the stupid thing to do."
What I meant was "sometimes doing the stupid thing, or perhaps the thing that appears stupid, is the right ( Read more... ) -
I Done A Bad, Bad Thing
*stands*
Hello, my name is Ms. Anthropy, and I am a packrat.
(All) Hello, Ms. Anthropy.Well, we all know there's no such thing as an ex-packrat, only a packrat in remission ( Read more... ) -
Better Than Crushing Heads Even
God, I love YouTube.
My favorite Kids In The Hall sketch ever: (thanks, kingdom_key, for reminding me)
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Too Many Open Tabs Theater: Paranoia, Origami Meat and Siamese Elephants
A passenger is stopped at airport security and forced to change out of his Transformers t-shirt. Because, you know, the cartoon robot in the picture has a gun for an arm ( Read more... ) -
...And One More
(Sorry about this, my dirty little secret is that I adore LOLcats. Shhh! Don't tell anyone!)
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