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Yup, that's right. Yours truly has now officially gone and done something stupid like wrecking their car. I don't even have a good excuse, either. I was distracted by a very minor thing that is wrong with the car, and while I was turned about I redirected the car into a fire hydrant. Actually, it was mostly a concrete post with a massive, ( Read more... )

So, uh. I just won a Magnavox DVD/CD player, and...well, to be honest, I have no idea what I'm going to do with it, on account of how I don't actually have a TV. I mean, it seems like a decent little DVD player, but in my mind I ideally watch DVDs and crap on a computer. Even if I don't actually have a computer right now, either.So...suggestions

So. It's nearing four o'clock in the morning, and once again I've been inspired to go on a barely coherent egocentric rant about myself (allegedly). The difference is this time it was inspired by a different person! If you're reading this, who knows? You might be it! I'd say odds are decent that if you read it and you are, you'll know, whereas ( Read more... )

Man, I don't even know what was up with it but it was fightin' anime-styled with spirit power and battle and all of that, but...Well, everything involved food. I ended up entering a dessert-conjuring and eating contest against some bad guy in a massive supermarket that sprawled as far as the eye could see, like if you were flying (a distinct ( Read more... )

There need to be more words for emotions. We've got plenty of the basics, but what about when they start to mix, to blend together until you're unsure of where one ends and the next begins? Nevermind that might be why it's so difficult to pin them down in the first place, what with their incessant mixing and swirling. But it's at times like this ( Read more... )

The cause is unknown
They prevail against my will
Endless hiccup rage

My name is Sean Thomas McArdle. I am 19 years old.

I'm also quite mad, you know.