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001 :: \voice\

Oct 13, 2008 11:47

[the communicator picks up mid-conversation, as though it flickered to life before the wearer became aware of its presence.]--hey Lisa, I got your porn --

[pause.]

--right here. Shit. [the sound of someone setting down a bag of groceries, followed by the low sound of a sword sliding slowly from its scabbard.]Yeah ... whatever you're fuckin' ( Read more... )

fffff i hate you all, we lost bacon you dicks, gdmt where's nakama when you need them, urahara is a big fat cockmongler, you wanna piece of me?, shinji you fucktard, homey don't play that, i spent all that money on booze and porn, ssdd, home isn't where the heart is, nobody's gonna read that, where's my fucking warehouse, fgsfds, itt: abuse and degradation

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pseudolatry October 13 2008, 20:03:24 UTC

... porn?

*SILENTLY OBSERVING THIS.* absterged October 13 2008, 20:04:44 UTC

ooc: fddkflehf monkeyboned October 13 2008, 20:11:40 UTC

[if hiyori could seee this she would respond: sdhwelffh YOU'RE GETTING OFF ON THIS AREN'T YOU, FFF YOU SUCK]

1/3 \voice\ lol dumbass monkeyboned October 13 2008, 20:07:11 UTC

Yeah, porn, it --

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voice ; cicumae October 13 2008, 20:53:13 UTC

Ah -- welcome to Nuadoria?

\voice\ monkeyboned October 13 2008, 20:59:20 UTC

[a brief intake of breath as she interrupts her train of thought from this to sidetrack onto something else.]

--Nuadoria. That what this place's called, huh?

\voice\ cicumae October 13 2008, 21:01:55 UTC

Yes, Nuadoria. People have been calling it a 'crossroads between worlds' -- but it seems that others from your home are already present here?

\voice\ monkeyboned October 13 2008, 21:07:39 UTC

Not much of a crossroads if you can't get out.

[an irritated snort.]

--yeah, they're roaming around this place like flies on a corpse, it's fuckin' disgusting.

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omoidezukuri October 13 2008, 21:08:01 UTC

You bought porn?

\voice\ we will assume monkeyboned October 13 2008, 21:16:19 UTC

[what.]

... doesn't everyone.

\voice\ omoidezukuri October 13 2008, 21:17:24 UTC

I don't. I don't know anyone who does well, maybe Soubi

\voice\ everybody's got urges~ monkeyboned October 13 2008, 21:21:50 UTC

Yeah right.

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exsiliumacer October 14 2008, 01:02:44 UTC

/voice/ exsiliumacer October 14 2008, 01:03:06 UTC

Oh, my luck.

1/2 \voice\ screamfgsfds monkeyboned October 14 2008, 01:04:16 UTC

2/3 lol i lied gdiaf 8') monkeyboned October 14 2008, 01:07:40 UTC

[the communicator squawks obnoxiously as it's thrown against the nearest wall. muffled noises that might be extremely loud and profane swearing can be made out in the empty space facing the device.]

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jetcape October 14 2008, 03:19:32 UTC

...Hiyori?

1/2 ffffffffffffffffff THERE YOU ARE 8D; monkeyboned October 14 2008, 03:23:44 UTC

ICHIGO.

2/2 prepare to die!!!!!!! \voice, belatedly\ monkeyboned October 14 2008, 03:25:08 UTC

--I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

1/2 BITCHIGO ALWAYS COMES TO MAMA jetcape October 14 2008, 04:20:08 UTC

WHAT?!

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