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HOW'S MY DRIVING

monkeyboned Oct 13, 2010 11:44

blah blah blah, concrit goes here, anon is on, comments screened, let me know if i'm fucking it up please.

[crackle, thud, the thin skif of sandals spreading across gravel. then someone's knees fall to the ground. the violent sounds of someone thoroughly losing their breakfast hit the communicator around the same time the breakfast hits the street. slowly, she gets to her feet, and snorts, a small, nauseous quaver in the sharpness of her throat.]-- ( Read more... )

say hello :), gdmt where's nakama when you need them, still less annoying than shinji, rape my digestive system why don't you, lolol nuadoria still loves you hiyori, guess who's back back again

007 :: \voice\

monkeyboned Dec 23, 2008 20:46

[hiyori's voice is low and growling, like she's just left a bad hangover behind and wants to start on a new one, but knows better than to try.]

Yeah, yeah, welcome back to Nuadoria, same as we ever left it -- screw that shit. Screw this stupid fuckin' place and the stupid fuckin' Magisters who keep tryin' to pretend we're not their toolsAt least ( Read more... )

we lost bacon you dicks, canon update, gdmt where's nakama when you need them, oops, tempting fate ffffffffff, screaming makes me feel better, welp shit, oh fuck me

006 :: \voice\

monkeyboned Nov 19, 2008 23:34

--I ain't drunk enough for this crap.

You kids have fun with that.

playing pong with scatty, ow ow ow, oh what the fuck, bringing back bad memories you fgt, the ground really did just shake

005 :: \voice\

monkeyboned Nov 16, 2008 21:03

[the line clicks and scratches as a communicator accidentally switches on from a shove of an elbow. all is quiet except for the quiet susurrus of unimpeded motion, then: sandals, slapping in something wet. like a puddle. and a low, hollow, mean and empty laugh.]

--they don't make division captains like they used to, do they?

[a thump, muffled, ( Read more... )

homicidal killer shenanigans, shinigami r stupid throw rocks at them, she's so grateful, you're all fgts, playing with fire, oh my god foot in face, didn't we just do this earlier, you just kicked the taichou

004 :: \voice\ filtered;

monkeyboned Nov 02, 2008 12:46

( filtered to the Inquisitor; )

fffff i hate you all, with teeth, i hate monsters so much, gdmt where's nakama when you need them, my stars it's full of dog, yelling won't solve anything, you son of a bitch dai, screaming makes me feel better, one bad decision at a time, dear death: you suck, i'll rip off your balls, didn't we just do this earlier

003 :: \voice\

monkeyboned Oct 31, 2008 19:17

[the communicator clicks on to the sound of gently lapping water and coarse breathing. it shifts like someone's bringing it up close to their face to make sure their words are heard clearly. her voice is strong in spite of its breathless quality -- like she's spent the past minute or so gasping instead of actually remembering how to breathe -- and ( Read more... )

fffff i hate you all, gdmt where's nakama when you need them, she's so grateful, tempting fate ffffffffff, dear death: you suck, to the worst situation, kisuke this is your fault, the best solution

002 :: \voice\

monkeyboned Oct 17, 2008 10:27

[the faint sound of water sloshing against the docks can be heard in the background. hiyori falls back and her head thunks gently against a dock plank. she breathes out.]

I gotta wonder why it's makin' us wait.

aizen dances like he wants to win, what happens if it farts, i bet it's god's asscrack, gdmt where's nakama when you need them, my stars it's full of dog, what's up with the fucking espada anyway, giving urahara an aneurysm, one bad decision at a time, tempting fate ffffffffff, can we stick ichigo in it to check, don't think she doesn't see you there hi

001 :: \voice\

monkeyboned Oct 13, 2008 11:47

[the communicator picks up mid-conversation, as though it flickered to life before the wearer became aware of its presence.]--hey Lisa, I got your porn --

[pause.]

--right here. Shit. [the sound of someone setting down a bag of groceries, followed by the low sound of a sword sliding slowly from its scabbard.]Yeah ... whatever you're fuckin' ( Read more... )

fffff i hate you all, we lost bacon you dicks, gdmt where's nakama when you need them, urahara is a big fat cockmongler, you wanna piece of me?, shinji you fucktard, homey don't play that, i spent all that money on booze and porn, ssdd, home isn't where the heart is, nobody's gonna read that, where's my fucking warehouse, fgsfds, itt: abuse and degradation

grey days and grey streets same faces that same release

monkeyboned Oct 08, 2008 17:04

( if this town had a name it would be defeat )