001 :: \voice\

[monkeyboned]

[the communicator picks up mid-conversation, as though it flickered to life before the wearer became aware of its presence.]--hey Lisa, I got your porn --

[pause.]

--right here. Shit. [the sound of someone setting down a bag of groceries, followed by the low sound of a sword sliding slowly from its scabbard.]

Yeah ... whatever you're fuckin' playing at, I ain't buyin'.