I. HATE. YOU.

[monarch_the]

...Oh I hope you're fucking happy, Fujiko. I hope you're ecstatic about mowing down NEARLY SIXTY OF MY HENCHMEN. SIXTY. All for a freaking rescue! That wasn't heroics, it was murder! Hell, my men stopped fighting back halfway through! You went on a freaking rampage!

Goddamned guns.So, great, I've got twenty seven henchmen to my name. Twenty.

Comments

[mineandfine]

Awww, look the butterfly man is mad at me for killing his useless henchmen. Here's a tip chief, try teaching them to serpentine.

[monarch_the]

THEY'RE NOT USELESS! Not completely, anyways. If you hadn't been mowing them down with a fucking MACHINE GUN they might have stood a chance! What did I even do to you! It's not like your friend was in any danger!

[mineandfine]

I'm sorry but her DICK of a boyfriend wasn't gonna do one god damn thing and I had had it with men thinking they could kidnap who ever they want just cause "oh their pretty" or "oh I want to keep my stupid GIANT cocoon lair secret!" I am sorry but its a giant floating cocoon there are only so many places you can hide it.

Have fun cleaning up the mess. I think I'll make lupin take me somewhere nice tonight.

OH and maybe if those suits were made of kevlar they wouldn't die so easy either.

[monarch_the]

...So you mowed down my men because you were pissed at her boyfriend? What is WRONG with you! And I'll have you know that the world's kind of fucking huge-- there are plenty of places I can hide my Cocoon. My mistake was allowing you there. WE EVEN INVITED YOU TO DINNER! Do you know what I'm going to have to go through now?!

...I'll get you back for this. Don't doubt it. The Monarch will have his revenge!

[immasuperhero]

Isn't she great? ♥

[monarch_the]

She's psychotic! She came out of nowhere with a machine gun and effectively ensured that I'm going to be spending the next few months in charge of a group of fanboys! ALL BECAUSE SHE WAS MAD AT SOMEONE ELSE!

[immasuperhero]

Did you take pictures?

[monarch_the]

NO!

...But I can assure you that some will be taken when I take my vengeance.

[masteralchemist]

...
Is anyone around here not completely crazy?

[monarch_the]

No, apparently NOT. Oh god I can actually FEEL the vein in my forehead throbbing!

[antagone]

Oh my god it was so exciting! First, the Monarch kidnapped me, which I was all iffy about because his henchmen are perverts and sorta put all the ropes strategically around my chest, but that was okay because all they did was look and not touch, really. I don't think most of them have actually had girlfriends. So we do the interview, and... okay I don't remember all of the interview but then there was explosion and BAM! there was Fujiko in camo and she came in and started blowing away henchmen yelling something about men being the scum of the earth and it was so much fun! I want more interviews like that... that don't involve vats of radioactive waste.

[mineandfine]

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself...

[hank_a_venture]

I...cars sure do run down those guys a lot...

You could totally try installing traffic lights!

[monarch_the]

...
...
...what?

[hank_a_venture]

Nothing.

[imdeepthroat]

*sigh*

I'll put in the order tomorrow...

[monarch_the]

Here, I'll... bring you the list of the ones that... weren't... as bad as the others. Not that it means much, since that's all relative.

Why do all of your friends have to be so freaking "heroic". Couldn't you make friends with another supervillainess for once? Please? Someone who won't end up destroying the Cocoon or minions?

[imdeepthroat]

...I don't know any other cool supervillinesses. Woman Hitler's shtick gets old really fast.

[monarch_the]

Well maybe we should... attend more Guild functions or something. Go to one of the balls. Use online villain chat groups or something.