I. HATE. YOU.

Jul 28, 2007 20:09

...Oh I hope you're fucking happy, Fujiko. I hope you're ecstatic about mowing down NEARLY SIXTY OF MY HENCHMEN. SIXTY. All for a freaking rescue! That wasn't heroics, it was murder! Hell, my men stopped fighting back halfway through! You went on a freaking rampage!

Goddamned guns.So, great, I've got twenty seven henchmen to my name. Twenty. ( Read more... )

kidnapping, fujiko, rage, henchmen

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 01:02:02 UTC
Awww, look the butterfly man is mad at me for killing his useless henchmen. Here's a tip chief, try teaching them to serpentine.

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monarch_the July 29 2007, 01:04:29 UTC
THEY'RE NOT USELESS! Not completely, anyways. If you hadn't been mowing them down with a fucking MACHINE GUN they might have stood a chance! What did I even do to you! It's not like your friend was in any danger!

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 01:10:40 UTC
I'm sorry but her DICK of a boyfriend wasn't gonna do one god damn thing and I had had it with men thinking they could kidnap who ever they want just cause "oh their pretty" or "oh I want to keep my stupid GIANT cocoon lair secret!" I am sorry but its a giant floating cocoon there are only so many places you can hide it.

Have fun cleaning up the mess. I think I'll make lupin take me somewhere nice tonight.

OH and maybe if those suits were made of kevlar they wouldn't die so easy either.

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monarch_the July 29 2007, 01:15:35 UTC
...So you mowed down my men because you were pissed at her boyfriend? What is WRONG with you! And I'll have you know that the world's kind of fucking huge-- there are plenty of places I can hide my Cocoon. My mistake was allowing you there. WE EVEN INVITED YOU TO DINNER! Do you know what I'm going to have to go through now?!

...I'll get you back for this. Don't doubt it. The Monarch will have his revenge!

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 01:19:06 UTC
ooo are you gonna send the 27 henchmen at me? If so, let me go out and buy some more bullets.

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monarch_the July 29 2007, 01:20:56 UTC
....I hate you.

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 01:25:24 UTC
right back at you!

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imdeepthroat July 29 2007, 04:40:09 UTC
Oh yeah, definitely having fun cleaning up this mess.

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 06:20:22 UTC
Sorry about that, why can't he clean it up! Or have his henchmen do it. Always makes you do everything for him as if he doesn't have arm and legs.

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imdeepthroat July 29 2007, 06:35:47 UTC
If I don't do it, it isn't done properly...

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 06:59:19 UTC
Thats probably true.

I can send someone over there to clean it up for you. I didn't mean for it to be an inconvenience for you.

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imdeepthroat July 29 2007, 07:06:15 UTC
It's fine, the guild disposes of the bodies, and 21 and 24 are helping me with the carpet.

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 07:29:09 UTC
Wow...I surprised those guys can make it out of things alive. Its actually kind of impressive in a weird way.

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croozin July 29 2007, 05:04:44 UTC
Hey! I thought we talked about the whole not using hurtful language thing! I've got feelings too, you know!

And just what the hell did you expect me to do? Rent my tank and bring it over to the lair that I don't even know exists? Yeah. Good plan. Except for the part where it totally sucks!

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mineandfine July 29 2007, 06:19:45 UTC
You could of shown some concern, Ass.

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croozin July 29 2007, 06:28:43 UTC
Yeah. Because she showed so much concern for me when Killface's stupid son kidnapped me! Or the time where everybody thought I was dead.

You obviously don't understand everything I've been through.

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