Holy crap, I'm still dizzy. Gah. Going to get motion sickness just watching the cursor move ( Read more... )

Okay, so at first I was super pissed that my foul-mouthed captive's little B-Team (because they SO aren't cool enough to be the A-Team!) had to show up and ruin the relaxing time I was having waiting for a ransom and hanging out with Greed. I mean, come on, you dicks so didn't need to go fucking Rambo on the henchmen. I'm going to get woken up by ( Read more... )

The Monarch (with the help of a friend) has once again set into motion a diabolically deceitful plot! This time the foul-mouthed child of some old wealthy bastard has been villainously taken prisoner, to be released only once his ransom has been grovelingly met! He is under guard of both man and beast, secreted away in the deepest, darkest reaches ( Read more... )

BWAHAHAHAHA! You may disregard my last drunken entry, collected minions of the Livejournal. Nothing refreshes a villain like running an IRS agent through an ingeniously crafted and mortally threatening labyrinth ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU, Cornrows. FUCK. YOU.

Goddamned Oprah and her goddamned samurai. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?

I've been entertaining a rather annyoing interesting guest for the past two days thanks to that bandanna kid. Hopefully my methods of persuasion have convinced my captive of the follies of impugning the Monarch's title! And without paying me, either, the bastard Hah, let's see that two-bit artistic hack continue directing now! It's about time he ( Read more... )

So three guesses where I am. I can tell you where I'm not. I'm definitely not  in the charred remains of what was once my house and now resembles a spindle of mutated swiss cheese. Also no longer locked in a fucking dungeon with those nut jobs I used to call henchmen, thank god.

Also? Not with my wife. Little peeved about that. Kind of wish she'd ( Read more... )

...Oh I hope you're fucking happy, Fujiko. I hope you're ecstatic about mowing down NEARLY SIXTY OF MY HENCHMEN. SIXTY. All for a freaking rescue! That wasn't heroics, it was murder! Hell, my men stopped fighting back halfway through! You went on a freaking rampage!

Goddamned guns.So, great, I've got twenty seven henchmen to my name. Twenty. ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Oh WOW, this is just PERFECT! HAHA! Oh, oh, Killface old buddy, old pal? You'll notice I sent you your order... ALL THAT'S LEFT OF IT, HAHAHA~

XDDD

Oh... whoo... all this irony-induced cackling has me feeling a little light-headed. Mmm. So, yeah, Ofdensen was rescued by Lupin and the girl with wings, the latter of whom saw fit to ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm just going to ignore all the crap that happened a few moments ago. At least the new fridge came with food... and the applejuice was a nice touch. Haven't had applejuice in a while ( Read more... )