So three guesses where I am. I can tell you where I'm not. I'm definitely not  in the charred remains of what was once my house and now resembles a spindle of mutated swiss cheese. Also no longer locked in a fucking dungeon with those nut jobs I used to call henchmen, thank god.

Also? Not with my wife. Little peeved about that. Kind of wish she'd ( Read more... )

Despite the detestable circumstances of my flower's visit, I was still able to enjoy a joyous Valentines Day. She seemed to like the card that Little Red helped me make (though the glitter in my hair did, uh, confuse her a little). She also gave me two pleasantly surprising presents. Taking off that overcoat was like unwrapping a personally wrapped ( Read more... )

Managed to talk to Little Red yesterday, we talked about... previous happenings, and she's forgiven me for upsetting her. So glad that's been worked out. Don't know if I could have stood her being mad at me for much longer. ♥

Dr. Mrs. Monarch should be coming by this afternoon/evening so we can... celebrate the holiday. Only because I haven't been ( Read more... )

I was this close. This close. Gah, I could just... but fine, whatever. I broke out of prison easily enough-- shouldn't be that much harder to slip out of here. I plan to be home by Wednesday. No matter what that sadist may think to the contrary....but I still can't believe it didn't work! I got the guard drunk, bashed him over the head, stole the ( Read more... )

…

…Well.

I’m in fucking Mordhell. No chains involved, but I’m back here anyways. Still alive, too, which is surprising. Don’t know how much longer all of this is going to take, because I apparently have to “make it up” to Candyland for the kidnapping thing. How in the hell I’m supposed to do that I don’t know, but it’s the only way I’m crawling out ( Read more... )