Uh...Help? Please?
Despite the detestable circumstances of my flower's visit, I was still able to enjoy a joyous Valentines Day. She seemed to like the card that Little Red helped me make (though the glitter in my hair did, uh, confuse her a little). She also gave me two pleasantly surprising presents. Taking off that overcoat was like unwrapping a personally wrapped gift, Honeydoodle. Thank you. ♥ Was... kinda reluctant to see her go.
I would have updated sooner, but I've been spending most of my time fading in and out of consciousness. My guard apparently got bored and wandered off to be a jackass. Tried to find him in my brief, glorious moments of wakefulness but had to stop because I kept waking up to a corpse in my face or some growling green creature at my nose.
OH, and SOMEWHERE along my somnambulistic journey some jokers decided it would be hilarious to steal my clothes and lock a chain around my collar. Luckily, the chain is long enough that I can just barely use this computer in the next room.
...So. Wouldn't say no if someone wanted to come help me. I'll just be waiting here in my boxers, chained to this wall and hoping to stay awake. No hurry or anything.
I would have updated sooner, but I've been spending most of my time fading in and out of consciousness. My guard apparently got bored and wandered off to be a jackass. Tried to find him in my brief, glorious moments of wakefulness but had to stop because I kept waking up to a corpse in my face or some growling green creature at my nose.
OH, and SOMEWHERE along my somnambulistic journey some jokers decided it would be hilarious to steal my clothes and lock a chain around my collar. Luckily, the chain is long enough that I can just barely use this computer in the next room.
...So. Wouldn't say no if someone wanted to come help me. I'll just be waiting here in my boxers, chained to this wall and hoping to stay awake. No hurry or anything.