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What I can't post on FB
Dear Daddy Dearest,
If you have the GALL to stand your daughter up on Father's Day with not even a phone call informing her that you are not going to her house for a BBQ in your honor, nor do you pick up your god damned home phone...or cell phone...or your wife's cell phone... or return any of the messages she left you, kindly do NOT share your ( Read more... ) -
Well, shit.
Hanna is on a potty-talk kick. She thinks the word "poop" is the funniest thing in the English language. She could be mid-wail over something very serious (like her frustration over not being able to put on her own socks or the fact that I won't give her ice cream for breakfast), but if I interrupt her and say "Poop!" she just cracks up. Every ( Read more... ) -
Online!
For the first time in almost a YEAR, I am now ONLINE. The proud owner of a brand-spanking new, shiny, gorgeous MacBook (with a bright pink cover, thankyouverymuch!), I am thrilled to say that the portable thumbdrive-online-connection-thingy is finally working on my computer, and I can now type, unabated, from a keyboard! Oh, the bliss of typing, ( Read more... ) -
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So while I have the laptop handy...an update on Joe ( Read more... ) -
Rainy Monday
We're housebound today. Joe has yet another cold and gave it to his sister. Hanna is miserable, poor baby, only because she can't breathe to eat. So she pops off, looks at me beseachingly and starts to cry. Breaks a mother's heart, I tell you. I keep using that bulb syringe on her, and it comes as no surprise that she HATES it. I would hate ( Read more... ) -
If that ain't the truth...
My pregnancy calender entry for today says ( Read more... ) -
rookie response
OMG. I just got this email for one of the eBay auctions I listed/sold this week ( Read more... ) -
Why won't my kid nap???
He didn't go to sleep last night until 11:30 (so I didn't go down until 2:00 after getting stuff cleaned up around here), and he woke up bright and cheery at 7:30. He has total dark circles under his eyes, so I KNOW he's tired. He's in that wild and crazy stage of being too tired, and it's just wearing me out. Uuuuugh. I'M so tired, I want to -
Kid-isms
Just a couple, as I'm trying to get out of here before nightfall ( Read more... ) -
My son, the canvas...
Can someone please explain to me the allure of drawing all over oneself--especially the bare legs of summer!--with ball point pen? Not naming any names, or anything....