What I can't post on FB
Dear Daddy Dearest,
If you have the GALL to stand your daughter up on Father's Day with not even a phone call informing her that you are not going to her house for a BBQ in your honor, nor do you pick up your god damned home phone...or cell phone...or your wife's cell phone... or return any of the messages she left you, kindly do NOT share your stupid Farmville crops with the world on Facebook while you are supposed to be at said BBQ,, thereby letting her know inadvertently that you are indeed home and fucking off online. Kay? Thanks.
Love, your ONLY child, who lives but a mere 30 min away
PS: I MOPPED, for cryin out loud.
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