ever since i started wearing my hair down, all the boys have been hollerin.
i'm sketched out, but i'll get over it. i'm having a pretty hard time keeping the school thing together, but i'm trying.

i sure did get fat. it's winter, though. i guess i have to stay warm ( Read more... )

today i tried very busily to buy myself a majestic ring. instead, i bought myself a children's bathrobe, which is only slightly slutty, just the way i wanted it to be ( Read more... )

how do you make your arms smaller?

today i decided to go for a run. i bought some shoes. i went for a run. i ran from post to post. i ran until blood soaked through my shoes. i am not kidding about the blood ( Read more... )

i keep forgetting to go home. elon came over and said "you are disgusting, your house is disgusting." it's not my fault! i'm never home! anyway it's not even disgusting, it's just clothes and beer bottles and coffee cups and a cat ( Read more... )

today i bought bailey's irish cream and sat in solitude like i had been wanting to for five days and angrily watched a movie i've been wanting to watch angrily since it came out in 1999 ( Read more... )

last night i walked to the mirror and looked right into my eyes and pointed my finger at my own face and gave myself a stern talk in a loud serious voice. i didn't listen, though. i didn't think i would ( Read more... )

i'm in charleston. everyone said, "i didn't know you were in charleston." and i said "i didn't either." what i meant is that i didn't know until i was on the way to charleston that i was on the way to charleston ( Read more... )

tonight everyone went to the grocery store. did you enjoy the grocery store, Everyone?