despite my efforts to halt my progress as much as possible, today i inexorably finished reading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, a book that i wish continued on and on forever and ever like something in a Borges library. it makes me very sad that it is done. :( while reading it, i seriously felt as if the author was writing for a very specific target ( Read more... )

for the past few days, i've had this intense craving, especially late at night, to eat copious amounts of really cheap and fatty junk food. things i wanted included, but were not limited to ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TFYLttB_0&feature=relatedRead more... )

kind of a long clip, BUT SOOOO WORTH IT:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#30773808

1- holy crap, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM DOES

2- based on this evidence, this means my mother would make a freaking great senator/dairy farmer.

BAD NEWS GUYS ( Read more... )

everything in my life is a 30 rock reference now ( Read more... )

hahaha.... ohhhh, facebook, you know me too well. now, in addition to rabbi services, their adds are attempting to shill me something called "baconnaise."

i repeat: BACONNAISE.

what! the! fuuuuuuuck! :D

i never keep any of my resolutions and it makes me sad. therefore, i'm going to keep it as simple as possible this year ( Read more... )

so apparently facebook tracks your information in order to target advertisements toward your interests. or something ( Read more... )

uh, i don't know how this happened but vishnu has sent me a boon from heaven. BEHOLD ( Read more... )