lolz... that explains it.

Jun 09, 2009 21:53

for the past few days, i've had this intense craving, especially late at night, to eat copious amounts of really cheap and fatty junk food. things i wanted included, but were not limited to:

-nachos
-lasagna
-every single item on the taco-bell menu
-carne asada fries
-many varieties of soda (i settled for pepsi, since we had some at home)
-cheetoes
-sunchips
-basically, any and all chip-snacks
-red vines
-MOAR SODA

seriously, i wanted soda so badly that i began to fear i had some sort of nutritional deficiency. but then this morning, i woke up and realized, "ohhhhh tracy..... it's just your period! :D"

yes, that smiley is included within the quotation marks. deal with it.

periods... they are to blame for everything. sometimes i like to picture my uterus as a sentient being, unmoored and roaming around my interior the way ancient greek physicians thought it did. it's.... "hysterical!" haha...ha...ahem.
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