9/6 ( Read more... )

long string of un-updated away messages. enjoy ( Read more... )

its been a while since ive done this. so here it is. enjoy the first quarter ( Read more... )

12/9:

i'm gonna need a hacksaw

12/11:

if you whack the top of a broken dvd player with a metal t square it might work again.

12/13:

season threeeeeeeeeeeee
COMMENCE

12/17, 3 am:

normally i dont mind being out til 330 on a saturday night/sunday morning, but normally im not just getting home from work

12/17, 12 pm ( Read more... )

ok, so end of summer/beginning of fall, since i didnt keep up w/ the monthlies ( Read more... )

fucking bitch shit cunt mother fucking piss-poor sorry-ass excuse for an attempt at football i cant goddamn believe we're losing to this bad of a fucking team what the fuck hold on to a goddamn football and throw it to the guys in white fuck im pissed

by the way, my lj has been neglected as of late. in all fairness, so have facebook and myspace. this is due almost entirely to fantasy football, as it is far greater than the combination of all three of these. that being said, i will attempt to get back to updating, if nothing more than the monthly away message lists. i think i might actually still ( Read more... )

ok, i hate target ( Read more... )

rhonda: dammit, everything he did is wrong
phil: why did he leave early?
rusty: he had a hockey game
phil: hockey?
rhonda: i don't care about hockey
me: doesn't matter, he's gonna tell you about it tomorrow anyway

july fuckers ( Read more... )