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ok, so end of summer/beginning of fall, since i didnt keep up w/ the monthlies:
8/5:
out on the deck, marvelling at the sheer stupidity of the parking lot drunks
8/7:
annnnnnd add one more time i've been pulled over w/o a ticket
8/8:
me: hump, if i try, youre gonna fall the fuck off the bed
hump: yeah right, nigga, go ahead and try
me: aight... POWER HALF!
BAM
hump: ah fuck... wow, this is comfy. give me that blanket
[followed by random slap attempted at me]
8/14:
5 TD passes. damn, i rule
ps, we won. yay purple cobras
8/18:
i think you've got snakes on your internet
8/19, 4 pm:
****Snakes On a Plane
yeah, that's 4 stars
8/19, 530 pm:
GET OFF MY DICK, YOU BITCH!!!
-snakes on a mothafuckin plane
8/19, 10 pm:
my mantra is simple:
be like the leaf on the wind. only instead of the leaf, it's knuckles on fire. replace 'wind' with 'motorcycle.'
8/29:
wow, what an all-out absolutely shitty fucking night. i wish maybe one thing could have gone the way i wanted it. beer.
9/1:
almost hit 2 deer and a fox on the way home from rusty's. i thought we lived in a city? gnight.
9/2, 10 am:
i only wear this shirt on game day. dammit i'm fucking happy to be wearing this shirt
knockin off the 118
9/2, 10 pm:
i've said it before, and i'll say it again
there are 117 div 1-A schools. congrats, app st, your 'championship' makes you the 118th best team in the nation
you just got spanked by a mediocre wolfpack team.
i'm so glad it's football season.
9/6:
1st half: gave up 2 goals in about 20 or more shots
2nd half: scored 2 goals and had 3 assists, playing defense
tired as fuck, but not a bad game
9/7:
FUCK my leg hurts
off to work
9/11, 1 am:
football makes me sleepy
WORKY WORK BUSY BEE
*remember*
9/11, 11 pm:
fuck fantasy
go raiders
9/15:
im too tired and sore to think of anything witty to say, but i'll be at work in a half hr, so who cares
9/18, 1 am:
THIS IS ONLY THE 2ND TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY THAT THE GIANTS HAVE WON A GAME WHILE TRAILING 17 PTS ENTERING THE 4TH QUARTER...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
that's not a record. it's not an impressive stat. i didnt care last year that bill parcells was 9-0 at home w/ a 13 pt or more lead with under 10 minutes to play, and i dont care about this shit either. tell me something that matters. or if irrelevant, something that at least isnt retarded. i hate the addition of computers into stat boy's resources.
dodgeball
*addendum to previous message:
that quote was from stuart scott, and he followed it w/ an equally retarded one:
this is the first time ever that 2 teams from the same conference who made the playoffs the season before started the season 0-2
idiot
9/18 11 pm:
Signed as a free agent in the offseason to replace Kerry Collins, Brooks has been awful in the first two games. He was benched in the fourth quarter of last week's 27-0 loss to San Diego and got off to a rough start against the Ravens before being hurt, fumbling on both possessions he played. However, his job is safe, Oakland coach Art Shell said, and he'll return as the starter whenever he's heatlhy.
a good diversion from other things annoying me. can art shell be fired again?
9/22:
niggilins on the way, bout ready for bradley nigglesworth to make his appearance. cell it
9/23, 2 am:
sleep, straight up rationale style. outdrink me, out-awake me. otherwise, [human,] gnight
9/24, 2 am:
no more undefeated eagles. ha.
daniel is tryin to get his name next to philip and torry's
9/25:
again, its monday, and again, stuart scott and his computer piss me off. favre throws for td's no.400, 401, and 402, but this dumb fuck is yelling and trying to create something big about john kasay for being the "only kicker ever to hit 4 fg of 46 yds or more during the same game." and since they said that, you know someone has hit 4 from 45 or more. this is not a record. this is a worthless stat, not something which needs mentioning 8 times on sportscenter. tarheels are stupid.
9/28:
sub, table saw inspection and possible purchase, earl, rest, and soccer
9/29:
it hurt. why did i do it? team needed me. did we win? no, team played like shit. was it worth it? damn right it was. character, fortitude, and knowing that me at 50% is still better than the alternatives at 100.
immense pain to the foot, partially alleviated by vicodin. gnight.
10/2:
the eagles have never trailed at the half and gone on to win the game by 20 points or more
thank you, retarded worthless computer stat compiler
in other news, i rule at fantasy football. giggety.
oh, also the first time since 1971 that a team has won by 20 or more after allowing 4 sacks or more without sacking the other team's quarterback a single time. i fucking hate the addition of computers to football
10/4:
i keep a close watch on this heart of mine
i keep my eyes wide open all the time
i keep the ends out for the tie that binds
because you're mine
i walk the line
361 days and counting
10/7:
shower, wedding, reception, out
10/12:
SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE
and when i return, it'll be my bday
10/13:
its my birthday
its a celebration, bitches
10/14:
still my birth-weekend
still a celebration, bitches
tailgating, then football
10/24:
GBarbie105: im ready
MLKSHK13: u leaving now?
GBarbie105: after i brush my hair
MLKSHK13: then wouldn't that mean you're not ready?
ale house, then susan's
10/27:
early to bed, early to rise
makes work boring, but i'll be drinking by 5
8/5:
out on the deck, marvelling at the sheer stupidity of the parking lot drunks
8/7:
annnnnnd add one more time i've been pulled over w/o a ticket
8/8:
me: hump, if i try, youre gonna fall the fuck off the bed
hump: yeah right, nigga, go ahead and try
me: aight... POWER HALF!
BAM
hump: ah fuck... wow, this is comfy. give me that blanket
[followed by random slap attempted at me]
8/14:
5 TD passes. damn, i rule
ps, we won. yay purple cobras
8/18:
i think you've got snakes on your internet
8/19, 4 pm:
****Snakes On a Plane
yeah, that's 4 stars
8/19, 530 pm:
GET OFF MY DICK, YOU BITCH!!!
-snakes on a mothafuckin plane
8/19, 10 pm:
my mantra is simple:
be like the leaf on the wind. only instead of the leaf, it's knuckles on fire. replace 'wind' with 'motorcycle.'
8/29:
wow, what an all-out absolutely shitty fucking night. i wish maybe one thing could have gone the way i wanted it. beer.
9/1:
almost hit 2 deer and a fox on the way home from rusty's. i thought we lived in a city? gnight.
9/2, 10 am:
i only wear this shirt on game day. dammit i'm fucking happy to be wearing this shirt
knockin off the 118
9/2, 10 pm:
i've said it before, and i'll say it again
there are 117 div 1-A schools. congrats, app st, your 'championship' makes you the 118th best team in the nation
you just got spanked by a mediocre wolfpack team.
i'm so glad it's football season.
9/6:
1st half: gave up 2 goals in about 20 or more shots
2nd half: scored 2 goals and had 3 assists, playing defense
tired as fuck, but not a bad game
9/7:
FUCK my leg hurts
off to work
9/11, 1 am:
football makes me sleepy
WORKY WORK BUSY BEE
*remember*
9/11, 11 pm:
fuck fantasy
go raiders
9/15:
im too tired and sore to think of anything witty to say, but i'll be at work in a half hr, so who cares
9/18, 1 am:
THIS IS ONLY THE 2ND TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY THAT THE GIANTS HAVE WON A GAME WHILE TRAILING 17 PTS ENTERING THE 4TH QUARTER...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
that's not a record. it's not an impressive stat. i didnt care last year that bill parcells was 9-0 at home w/ a 13 pt or more lead with under 10 minutes to play, and i dont care about this shit either. tell me something that matters. or if irrelevant, something that at least isnt retarded. i hate the addition of computers into stat boy's resources.
dodgeball
*addendum to previous message:
that quote was from stuart scott, and he followed it w/ an equally retarded one:
this is the first time ever that 2 teams from the same conference who made the playoffs the season before started the season 0-2
idiot
9/18 11 pm:
Signed as a free agent in the offseason to replace Kerry Collins, Brooks has been awful in the first two games. He was benched in the fourth quarter of last week's 27-0 loss to San Diego and got off to a rough start against the Ravens before being hurt, fumbling on both possessions he played. However, his job is safe, Oakland coach Art Shell said, and he'll return as the starter whenever he's heatlhy.
a good diversion from other things annoying me. can art shell be fired again?
9/22:
niggilins on the way, bout ready for bradley nigglesworth to make his appearance. cell it
9/23, 2 am:
sleep, straight up rationale style. outdrink me, out-awake me. otherwise, [human,] gnight
9/24, 2 am:
no more undefeated eagles. ha.
daniel is tryin to get his name next to philip and torry's
9/25:
again, its monday, and again, stuart scott and his computer piss me off. favre throws for td's no.400, 401, and 402, but this dumb fuck is yelling and trying to create something big about john kasay for being the "only kicker ever to hit 4 fg of 46 yds or more during the same game." and since they said that, you know someone has hit 4 from 45 or more. this is not a record. this is a worthless stat, not something which needs mentioning 8 times on sportscenter. tarheels are stupid.
9/28:
sub, table saw inspection and possible purchase, earl, rest, and soccer
9/29:
it hurt. why did i do it? team needed me. did we win? no, team played like shit. was it worth it? damn right it was. character, fortitude, and knowing that me at 50% is still better than the alternatives at 100.
immense pain to the foot, partially alleviated by vicodin. gnight.
10/2:
the eagles have never trailed at the half and gone on to win the game by 20 points or more
thank you, retarded worthless computer stat compiler
in other news, i rule at fantasy football. giggety.
oh, also the first time since 1971 that a team has won by 20 or more after allowing 4 sacks or more without sacking the other team's quarterback a single time. i fucking hate the addition of computers to football
10/4:
i keep a close watch on this heart of mine
i keep my eyes wide open all the time
i keep the ends out for the tie that binds
because you're mine
i walk the line
361 days and counting
10/7:
shower, wedding, reception, out
10/12:
SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE
and when i return, it'll be my bday
10/13:
its my birthday
its a celebration, bitches
10/14:
still my birth-weekend
still a celebration, bitches
tailgating, then football
10/24:
GBarbie105: im ready
MLKSHK13: u leaving now?
GBarbie105: after i brush my hair
MLKSHK13: then wouldn't that mean you're not ready?
ale house, then susan's
10/27:
early to bed, early to rise
makes work boring, but i'll be drinking by 5