gettin tired of these, but, eh
9/6:
if you ever get the chance to request that a girl who just turned 21 to do a middle split, i highly recommend it. the chin-to-2x4 interaction is one of the funniest things possible.
9/13:
i would love one single day's break into normalcy
9/19:
a real night's sleep, in my own bed. greatly looking forward to it
9/22:
app state lost to wofford.
HA!
that's pathetic. unc beat them. we beat them.
HA!
congrats, super-team
9/27:
watching tv from bed, hoping to fall asleep earlier than 330 tonight
9/29:
workin the mkt
10/4:
its 1 am on a thursday morning, im tired, i havent slept much in the past few days, i may be getting sick, and i need to get to work early to make up time missed...
but we have a new plasma tv and die hard just came on. what do u think i'm doing?
10/6:
things tom obrien has not brought to nc state:
less penalties
less turnovers
the discipline he was supposedly known for
a better record
things tom obrien has led us to that amato did not:
0-2 starts
1-5 [at least] starts
and the topper
leading the nation in turnovers
so hey, at least we're no.1 at something
10/8:
2 great years
10/11:
an attempt at sleep before 2 am tonight
10/13:
not quite tony sopranos' status, but still great
happy bday to me
10/14:
GBarbie105: you're a god of fantasy, good job
MLKSHK13: good game
GBarbie105: love you
GBarbie105: gnight
10/15:
1) it is my firm belief that professional football players should not be allowed to play in rec flag football
2) when the team you're playing against has such a player and you still only lose by 1, at least you know you must be doin something right
10/17:
andy: once you get a cramp, how do you get that pain to go away?
hump: midol
me: well-played, sir
10/21:
there is no such thing as addiction. the problem is not 'i can't stop.' the problem is 'i don't want to stop' or 'i don't want to deal w/ the process/results of stopping.' there aren't 12 steps to getting over something. there are 2.
1) i want to stop
2) fucking stop it
if you don't stop it, see one of the 2 previous problems
10/22:
i will gladly trade 2 fantasy football losses for 1 nc state win every fucking week
...especially since state football ends before the fantasy playoffs
10/26:
BAKAA. BOCK-BOCK-BAKAAAAA!
griffin, you're goin down
11/3:
we beat miami. kick ass.
11/9:
we won. did you win? cause we won. we rule. booyah.
11/21:
does anything ever go on in the boro?
11/22:
deep-frying 4 turkeys. be jealous.
im thankful.
11/29:
andy is a lightweight.
ha, and it's fuckin' funny.
and even funnier is when you go to rum runners, recognize the waitress without reason, and realize she worked at pure gold when you were there a month ago. good times.
12/4:
sleepy time
happy bday whit
12/15:
packing, eating, shopping, bball game, home, partying x2
12/22:
finishing up dad's present and then out for football.
go panthers.
wow. haven't said that in about a decade.
12/24:
norv turner can go fuck a donkey
merry christmas eve
1/9:
watchin arrested development and then goin to bed
1/27:
yeah, i should probably go to sleep
2/3:
it's been an amazing weekend.
now if somehow the giants could win with jared lorenzen at the helm, it would be complete.
2/4:
you know what 16-0 means when you don't win the super bowl?
not a damn thing.
2/6:
nice Battle of the Bandwagons tonight. guess it's time for bed. gnight.
2/10:
i would never want anyone's dog to suffer, even slightly.
hope brittany is doing ok.
2/13:
i bowled a 202. that is badass.
happy birthday to the best puppy ever :-D
2/15:
today is the 2nd annual "that's what she said" day [look it up if you think i'm joking].
out celebrating.
2/16, 4 pm:
2-0 in flag football
watching the state game on dvr, so i wont be checking any text messages or IM's for the next 2 hrs
2/16, 6 pm:
1) javi, you're stupid
2) perry, nice fuckin block
3) courtney, you shoot 50% from 3 point range. we were down by 6 w/ 30 sec left. don't pass it inside to a covered guard.
at least we won flag football
2/26:
derek: fuck that guy. i'm gonna kick his ass
me: look, you can either look at me, or you can look at the bottom of my fucking shoe
good times
3/1:
well, it was a good game
at least now unc can't win the acc regular season title outright
3/2:
things i learned tonight:
1) "go to a strip club" is eric's solution to nearly all dilemmas
2) i don't know if there's a McLovin in every city, but there's definitely one in raleigh
3) McLovin can't dance
4) drunken whores love to dance on the bar
5) chicks on the bar are no one you wanna take home (already knew that, but thanks chase for the reassurance)
6) apparently even guys who have been rufied can make fools of themselves
7) the drive thru for cookout sucks just as bad at 250 as it does at 2
8) most of these things i knew already, but 3rd party reassurance never hurts
3/15:
aye, it be time to start drinkin, laddies
3/16, 2 am:
anyone else ever been the lead in an axe body spray commercial?
3/16, 2 pm:
brief excerpt from last night:
laura: wow, you must not get a lot of ass, huh?
me: actually, i have a girlfriend, and she hates carolina as much as i do.
3/18:
i dont respect suicide, and i hate kurt cobain, but every once in a while, the bastard made sense:
"i'd rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i'm not."
3/22":
drinking bloody marys, smoking cigars, and grilling ribs while watching basketball.
pretty good little saturday.
3/26, 4 am:
so the 1230 attempt at sleep was followed by 3 hrs of starved insomnia, resulting in ramen noodles consumed by 4 and chased with water.
now, another attempt at sleep, hopefully this time more successful.
3/26 2 pm:
shower and cleaning, since my water finally got turned back on
3/27:
100.4 before bed
hoping the fever drops below 100 and i'll go back to work
if you ever get the chance to request that a girl who just turned 21 to do a middle split, i highly recommend it. the chin-to-2x4 interaction is one of the funniest things possible.
9/13:
i would love one single day's break into normalcy
9/19:
a real night's sleep, in my own bed. greatly looking forward to it
9/22:
app state lost to wofford.
HA!
that's pathetic. unc beat them. we beat them.
HA!
congrats, super-team
9/27:
watching tv from bed, hoping to fall asleep earlier than 330 tonight
9/29:
workin the mkt
10/4:
its 1 am on a thursday morning, im tired, i havent slept much in the past few days, i may be getting sick, and i need to get to work early to make up time missed...
but we have a new plasma tv and die hard just came on. what do u think i'm doing?
10/6:
things tom obrien has not brought to nc state:
less penalties
less turnovers
the discipline he was supposedly known for
a better record
things tom obrien has led us to that amato did not:
0-2 starts
1-5 [at least] starts
and the topper
leading the nation in turnovers
so hey, at least we're no.1 at something
10/8:
2 great years
10/11:
an attempt at sleep before 2 am tonight
10/13:
not quite tony sopranos' status, but still great
happy bday to me
10/14:
GBarbie105: you're a god of fantasy, good job
MLKSHK13: good game
GBarbie105: love you
GBarbie105: gnight
10/15:
1) it is my firm belief that professional football players should not be allowed to play in rec flag football
2) when the team you're playing against has such a player and you still only lose by 1, at least you know you must be doin something right
10/17:
andy: once you get a cramp, how do you get that pain to go away?
hump: midol
me: well-played, sir
10/21:
there is no such thing as addiction. the problem is not 'i can't stop.' the problem is 'i don't want to stop' or 'i don't want to deal w/ the process/results of stopping.' there aren't 12 steps to getting over something. there are 2.
1) i want to stop
2) fucking stop it
if you don't stop it, see one of the 2 previous problems
10/22:
i will gladly trade 2 fantasy football losses for 1 nc state win every fucking week
...especially since state football ends before the fantasy playoffs
10/26:
BAKAA. BOCK-BOCK-BAKAAAAA!
griffin, you're goin down
11/3:
we beat miami. kick ass.
11/9:
we won. did you win? cause we won. we rule. booyah.
11/21:
does anything ever go on in the boro?
11/22:
deep-frying 4 turkeys. be jealous.
im thankful.
11/29:
andy is a lightweight.
ha, and it's fuckin' funny.
and even funnier is when you go to rum runners, recognize the waitress without reason, and realize she worked at pure gold when you were there a month ago. good times.
12/4:
sleepy time
happy bday whit
12/15:
packing, eating, shopping, bball game, home, partying x2
12/22:
finishing up dad's present and then out for football.
go panthers.
wow. haven't said that in about a decade.
12/24:
norv turner can go fuck a donkey
merry christmas eve
1/9:
watchin arrested development and then goin to bed
1/27:
yeah, i should probably go to sleep
2/3:
it's been an amazing weekend.
now if somehow the giants could win with jared lorenzen at the helm, it would be complete.
2/4:
you know what 16-0 means when you don't win the super bowl?
not a damn thing.
2/6:
nice Battle of the Bandwagons tonight. guess it's time for bed. gnight.
2/10:
i would never want anyone's dog to suffer, even slightly.
hope brittany is doing ok.
2/13:
i bowled a 202. that is badass.
happy birthday to the best puppy ever :-D
2/15:
today is the 2nd annual "that's what she said" day [look it up if you think i'm joking].
out celebrating.
2/16, 4 pm:
2-0 in flag football
watching the state game on dvr, so i wont be checking any text messages or IM's for the next 2 hrs
2/16, 6 pm:
1) javi, you're stupid
2) perry, nice fuckin block
3) courtney, you shoot 50% from 3 point range. we were down by 6 w/ 30 sec left. don't pass it inside to a covered guard.
at least we won flag football
2/26:
derek: fuck that guy. i'm gonna kick his ass
me: look, you can either look at me, or you can look at the bottom of my fucking shoe
good times
3/1:
well, it was a good game
at least now unc can't win the acc regular season title outright
3/2:
things i learned tonight:
1) "go to a strip club" is eric's solution to nearly all dilemmas
2) i don't know if there's a McLovin in every city, but there's definitely one in raleigh
3) McLovin can't dance
4) drunken whores love to dance on the bar
5) chicks on the bar are no one you wanna take home (already knew that, but thanks chase for the reassurance)
6) apparently even guys who have been rufied can make fools of themselves
7) the drive thru for cookout sucks just as bad at 250 as it does at 2
8) most of these things i knew already, but 3rd party reassurance never hurts
3/15:
aye, it be time to start drinkin, laddies
3/16, 2 am:
anyone else ever been the lead in an axe body spray commercial?
3/16, 2 pm:
brief excerpt from last night:
laura: wow, you must not get a lot of ass, huh?
me: actually, i have a girlfriend, and she hates carolina as much as i do.
3/18:
i dont respect suicide, and i hate kurt cobain, but every once in a while, the bastard made sense:
"i'd rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i'm not."
3/22":
drinking bloody marys, smoking cigars, and grilling ribs while watching basketball.
pretty good little saturday.
3/26, 4 am:
so the 1230 attempt at sleep was followed by 3 hrs of starved insomnia, resulting in ramen noodles consumed by 4 and chased with water.
now, another attempt at sleep, hopefully this time more successful.
3/26 2 pm:
shower and cleaning, since my water finally got turned back on
3/27:
100.4 before bed
hoping the fever drops below 100 and i'll go back to work