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Multi-Muse Crack Post, Ahoy, Barplace!

Feb 28, 2009 11:37

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it's spy love: between two spies!, chuck bartowski, anomalous muses, jake foley

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the_h_star_r February 28 2009, 19:16:51 UTC

"Oh, it's you," Homestar says, spotting the whale with narrow eyes. "Where's my paycheck?"

mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 19:26:40 UTC

"You're living a lie," the speaker gurgles. "Would you like cash back?"

[[Sorry about the quad-tag... stupid formatting.]]

the_h_star_r February 28 2009, 19:35:09 UTC

"I beg your pardon, but I am not Anthony Wallace. And yes I would like cash back!"

Or pencil shavings...

mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 19:38:36 UTC

"Eleven-nineteen, sever your leg please, sir."

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 19:55:18 UTC

wtf is this whale

Obviously this bears investigating which is why Rorschach is now stalking around it.

mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 19:59:32 UTC

A customer!

"Would you like to try a combo meal?" it asks in a crackly, hopeful chirp.

lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 20:04:39 UTC

.....

"What?"

mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 20:09:29 UTC

"What about some Chipotle Potato Nudules?"

CLEARLY BLUBB-O'S HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.

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talldarkngoofy February 28 2009, 20:39:24 UTC

OH, LOOK. A ginormous lug of a Nerd Herder just wandered in.

He looks... kind of unsteady. It's probably the drugs.

"Sarah?" he calls over his shoulder. "I thought you said I didn't get a full dose!"

D:

twopointohbaby February 28 2009, 20:41:26 UTC

Jake turns toward the voice, and sure enough, the face matches.

"Chuck? Are you okay?"

talldarkngoofy February 28 2009, 20:48:36 UTC

AND LO, THERE IS A GIANT, GOOFY GRIN. Because Jake! He's v. cool, not to mention handsome and stuff.

"Reeeeeeeeeaally big needle," he slurs at Jake, attempting to demonstrate the needle's bigness with his hands.

twopointohbaby February 28 2009, 20:53:13 UTC

"Yeah," Jake says, hopping up and walking over to him. "That doesn't exactly sound good. Maybe you should come sit down or something?"

THEY PUT DRUGS IN HIS CHUCK. D:!

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a_mere_child March 3 2009, 05:19:00 UTC

The Afro-Asian woman seated near the door is staaaaaaring at Duke.

She doesn't say anything, she just stares.

mm_anomalous March 3 2009, 05:46:19 UTC

Duke just grumbles and takes a seat--is this what kids are wearing nowadays? They fucking chafe. Ugh.

But Duke has a Babe Sense, and it's going off the friggin' charts. He stands up, looks around, and--there.

"Hey, baby. How you doin'?" The cigarette is popped back into his mouth, and he smiles, hoping she'll forget the clothes in favor of his Dukeness.

a_mere_child March 3 2009, 05:52:19 UTC

Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), the babe in question grew up in a society devoid of sexuality, and thus is unfamiliar with many of the cultural norms surrounding it. Thus, Duke's less-than-subtle flirtation goes so far over her head that it's in danger of violating FAA regulations.

"I'm... fine, thanks."

mm_anomalous March 3 2009, 05:54:42 UTC

Huh. Maybe the clothes do make the Duke. Sucks.

"Damn straight, you're fine. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

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