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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 19:55:18 UTC
wtf is this whale

Obviously this bears investigating which is why Rorschach is now stalking around it.

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 19:59:32 UTC
A customer!

"Would you like to try a combo meal?" it asks in a crackly, hopeful chirp.

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 20:04:39 UTC
.....

"What?"

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 20:09:29 UTC
"What about some Chipotle Potato Nudules?"

CLEARLY BLUBB-O'S HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE.

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 20:11:16 UTC
What.

Rorschach taps the whale. "Someone inside?"

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 20:18:26 UTC
Nothing but a hollow 'clonk,' we're afraid.

It does however, play a song* as the water coming out of the blowhole moves up and down.

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*Theme is at 1:25.

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 20:25:43 UTC
Well.

If there's not a person inside the whale, Rorschach is just going to have to look for whoever put it there in the first place.

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 20:27:49 UTC
The side of the whale sports a helpful logo. Not very subtle is the Drive-Thru Whale.

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 20:30:52 UTC
"Blubb-O's," he says aloud, with what might be distaste.

There doesn't appear to be anyone around wearing something with the same logo...dilemma.

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 20:40:16 UTC
"Come the heck down to Blubb-O's and try your dang self the Blubb-O's Classic," the whale announces, almost sounding a little bored.

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 20:50:32 UTC
"Who runs Blubb-O's?"

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 20:54:40 UTC
"Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."

Somehow, we don't think that's the answer Rorschach was looking for.

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 21:00:47 UTC
...No. No, it wasn't.

"Contains...less than fifty doctors?"

What?

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 21:05:57 UTC
The whale, for the first time, is silent.

Perhaps it is staring into Rorschach's very soul.

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lockedupwithme February 28 2009, 21:07:59 UTC
...If that's the case, we pity the whale. May some deity bless its voicebox soul.

Rorschach is staring at the whale, patiently awaiting its answer.

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mm_anomalous February 28 2009, 21:11:28 UTC
"The waxing moon brings special fish. Perhaps you'd like an isosceles fish sandwich?"

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