If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

Homestar Runner is not writing in the first person thinking about Heart Day.

He's already got it set up so Marzipan will get some chocolates, but there's someone very special that he wants to write a Valen Time to.

He gets out a pink card, an older Valen Time, and copies down some of what's in it.

You are faithful, you are kind, you are charming ( Read more... )

It's nice to be in a house instead of a costume. Much roomier. I found a glass of smoothie on my nightstand that said, "Bottomless A&W Smoothie." Aw, that The Bar thinks of everything. Now I can go visit my friends there whenever I want without carrying Frank the blender with me everywhere ( Read more... )

Okay, so it turns out Marzipan didn't ask me to go to the store with her to get a roast pan for a soy bird but instead was going to get her guitar tuned and for me not to come along at all. I don't know how I keep getting those two confused. And while I was out she found that tape of us on the "bad boyfriend" episode of The Show ( Read more... )

Turns out Marzipan has been making smoothies too. I'm starting to think that her drinking smoothies has been bringing me back somehow. This time, I'm taking the smoothies with me.

So I spent an entire week at the A&W. I made some good friends, but one of them is sick right now. I hope he's okay. I'm not too sure how I got out of there, but it wasn't very polite. I FOOP!ed out of there in the middle of a conversation with a girl I bet Strong Bad would like.

I'm going to figure out exactly how I keep FOOP!ing out.

It's Friday afternoon & it's time for a refreshing, real fruit smoothie!

I had a dream where I ate a combination of popcorn, chicken, & toast. I tried it out with cheddar cheese & it turned out to be pretty good. This is the second time I've had a popcorn recipe dream. The first time, I tried melting candy corn & pouring it on top. Called it candypopcorn. Really tasty.

Pirates is upon us once again. Good thing I didn't turn out to be a pregnant woman or I'd never fit into my buckling swashes. Now that I don't have to worry about it, I wonder what Sweet Lady Irony's doing this Pirates... I might should ask her out for some pizzas of eight.

I've been thinking about Halloween lately. Wouldn't be surprised if everyone is. After all, who wouldn't be excited about free candy? Well, Marzipan says she's excited about harvesting her garden and calls that nature's candy, but that's not as likely to have any tooth-rotting goodness. Some pumpakin pie all the mode might have some tooth-rotting ( Read more... )