002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

Aug 27, 2011 01:53

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phone frogst August 27 2011, 06:00:48 UTC
Um, everyone got milk like that, not just you...

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Re: phone misterwwizard August 27 2011, 06:02:48 UTC
Wow she's spreadin' the hate around that much? Doesn't she realize it doesn't mean anythin' if you're spreadin' yourself too thin like that?

[NOT QUITE WHAT SHE MEANS, ERIDAN]

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frogst August 27 2011, 06:05:14 UTC
Uh- [ oh come on. ] I mean it wasn't a sign of hate at all!

Well, it was a sign of hate I guess, but not that kind of hate.

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misterwwizard August 27 2011, 06:12:04 UTC
She had to be havin' some sort a' motivation for puttin' spiders in everyone's milk. She was always interested in that doomsday device shit maybe she's tryin' the whole bio-terrorism thing. Experimentin' with the latest technology in that sort a' thing. I mean I don't think it could be anyone else really I mean spiders are kinda her thing.

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[phone] notlikethemovie August 27 2011, 06:20:21 UTC
[Mika eyerolls so hard you can almost feel it in her voice.]

Yes because you're the only person in town that got a bottle full of something other than just plain milk. Heaven forbid you'd gotten milk with razors in it. Or poison. Or a drug that makes you do a flying pirouette off a handle and believe the walls are bleeding.

Really kid, highblood or whatever, try not to get too excited or you're liable to hurt yourself.

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Re: [phone] misterwwizard August 28 2011, 08:48:53 UTC
Of course everyone was gettin' the milk but that's not the point! There's no better way to show someone you hate them than fillin' their beverages with all kinds a' nasty things. All those other things would be killin' a person, spiders just be causin' some human disease and an awful lisp that made me sound like some psychic asshole who won't even be acceptin' my black advances. Only one person who would be takin' delight in humiliatin' me in such a fashion!

[Wait, was she looking out for him in the moirail sort of way? ONLY ONE THING TO DO, HERE]

Lookin' out for me, are you? Comin' on in the pale rather strong there...

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[phone] notlikethemovie August 28 2011, 19:48:49 UTC
Like the milkman, for example?

[She frowns at his logic, then freezes and looks at the phone like it's growing appendages and waving them at her. Wait. What. Where did this conversation just go. Mika is suddenly very unsure about this but she's not sure why.]

Wait, what? Well, I mean yeah, I'm worried about people. There was poison and razors and hallucinogens in the milk! Why wouldn't I be worried? And what do you mean by pale?

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misterwwizard August 31 2011, 14:05:57 UTC
Well obviously you're feelin' somethin' a' that sorta' pale nature if you're wantin' to make sure I don't get into fuckin' trouble.

[He gains curiosity at the mentions of other contents]

How the fuck are you supposed to fuckin' drink that stuff then even without that your human milk is absolute fuckin' shit.

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miraculls August 27 2011, 06:25:48 UTC
Uhhhh...you weren't a highblood before? Whoa, how'd you all up and motherfuckin' turn into one?

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misterwwizard August 28 2011, 05:53:18 UTC
Gamz I've always been one of the fuckin' higher castes though I was stuck in that stupid human body with that freakish blood for awhile. I got a box this mornin' and poof there I was back in my ol' troll body. It's not magic whatever the hell that is because that's clearly some fake bullshit smoke an' mirrors.

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miraculls September 2 2011, 08:38:25 UTC
Whooooooooooa. Sounds like a motherfuckin' miracle of the highest juggabro order to me.

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misterwwizard September 5 2011, 05:56:43 UTC
Well it was givin' me hope, maybe it's not as much a miracle as it is me goin' about and doin' the right things. Obviously I must have done somethin' good to be warrantin' these huamns givin' me my troll self back.

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doublerinbow August 27 2011, 06:54:52 UTC
What?! Do you trolls seriously use mouth spiders as a show of affection? ♪

[because when she choked down a mouthful of spiders, she was NOT feeling the love.]

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misterwwizard August 28 2011, 05:26:57 UTC
Well, not affection in the way you're thinkin' about it, but yes, that's one way to be showin' your hate to someone I suppose. Like playin' a fuckin' childish prank on someone to be gettin' their attention.

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doublerinbow August 28 2011, 05:33:25 UTC
Right... err, your tone made it sound different though. ♪

[like more of a creeper ex situation.]

Still, I don't think the milkman hates anyone. He's probably just insane! ♪

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misterwwizard August 28 2011, 09:00:57 UTC
I'd be gettin' into the whole troll relationship deal but it's pretty damn complex an' I've got way better things to be doin'.

Wait... why the hell is everyone sayin' its the milkman. It can't be if he was sendin' spiders! Then he'd be called... spider...man... Only one person I know that would be usin' those eight-legged things to be causin' me misery and that's fuckin' Vri. Though he seems to be knowin' the way to get under my skin and he's comin' on real strong.

Could be the start of somethin' new!

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foretastes August 27 2011, 13:21:43 UTC
Vriska... was hitting on you? With spiders? In milk?

[WELL this seems highly illogical! Terezi thinks it over.

there is only one way to respond.]

Gross!

[with that out of the way:] You're here too, huh?

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misterwwizard August 28 2011, 05:50:18 UTC
That's what I'm thinkin' Ter I mean spiders are kinda her thing I don't think anyone else would be doin somethin' like that. Was kinda disgustin I broke out in some kind a' human disease afterwards an' started talkin' like Sol. Was a most unpleasant thing but I think that's what she was aimin' for.

Guess so. Surprisin' Fef and Sol aren't here.

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foretastes August 28 2011, 05:53:24 UTC
No I meant it's a completely gross situation all around, not just on her part. [she sounds so cheerful.]

I'm sure they'll show up soon!

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misterwwizard August 28 2011, 08:40:53 UTC
Nothin' gross about wantin' to rekindle an ol' flame I mean I don't blame her for wantin' to do so. Finally realizin' what she was missin' out on after she cut it off. It's an oppourtunity to be goin' back to the glory days a' Dualscar vs Mindfang. Somethin we've all been missin' for sure.

[I think you're the only one that wants that, Eridan. Though at Terezi's reassurance of Feferi and Sollux's eventual arrival to Mayfield, he gets slightly depressed. I mean, how the hell do you say "I'm sorry I blew a hole through you and your loverboy can we be friends again" without things getting totally awkward? Or even worse, scaring away a past version of her...As the Prince of Hope, he still holds on to that glimmer of a chance that there may be still a chance with her! He lets out a dramatic sigh.]

I'm hopin' so, Ter... I'm hopin' so...

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