She had to be havin' some sort a' motivation for puttin' spiders in everyone's milk. She was always interested in that doomsday device shit maybe she's tryin' the whole bio-terrorism thing. Experimentin' with the latest technology in that sort a' thing. I mean I don't think it could be anyone else really I mean spiders are kinda her thing.
[Well, there goes his theory. Though, this guy did know how to get exactly under his skin. He pauses to think. Jade's got a good head on her shoulders, she probably knows whats up.]
Guy knew how to get exactly under my fuckin' skin though. Maybe whoever he was was waxin' black for me and didn't want me to find out who it was. Throwin' me off the trail so to speak and keepin' me guessin'.
Umm... [ She's quiet for a moment, but actually laughs lightheartedly. ] They would have to have been waxing for the whole town! Because everyone got it, and there was stuff way worse than spiders.
[and... he finally gets it. He's laughs along with Jade. Quite thankful she's not damaging his frail psyche by calling him stupid for it...]
Way worse than spiders? So they were doin' worse things than that? Would be a fuckin' liar if i didn't admit to my jealousy of whoever got worse. Whoever was sent worse they must be really feelin' strongly for.
How can you be jealous of that? [ Laughing about it makes it easier to deal with, she's finding. Easier to let go and forget about. ] Dying sucks, I don't care how much black someone is waxing.
If you had died then they were either doin' it wrong or it was just plain platonic hatred. I'd never be wantin' to kill someone whom I was feelin' black for cause if I did it'd be just a waste a' the feelin's. Well, I'd want kill them but never be actin' on it cause that's the true essence of kismesistude. Can't really be harborin' those types a' feelin's for a dead person cause that's just plain fuckin' disgustin'.
I'm pretty sure it was just platonic hate, and it was platonic hate for you too! Sorry if you got your hopes up or anything, but I wouldn't want you to get into some awkward situation or anything...
Figures the one time in this fuckin' place i have a hope for a fuckin' quality kismesis an' he turns out to be nothin' but a fuckin' hatetease...
[He calms down. Boy she really did remind him of Fef...]
That would probably be all of the awkward but he should be fuckin' honored that I'd be interested in ignitin' such a flame with him. I mean I've been told anyone would be lucky enough to be havin' me as their kismesis.
Maybe they do misunderstand you a little! But I think part of it is also the way you talk to people. It's kind of rude. [ Not to mention the awkward flirting. ]
What's wrong with the way I fuckin' talk? I see nothin' wrong with it I know I curse like a sailor but you gotta admit the accent sets me apart from the rest of the fuckin' crowd. I see no problems in it.
[and it goes right over his head]
Course they misunderstand me do you know how fuckin' fustratin' it is growin' up as a sea troll with all these feelin's?
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[NOT QUITE WHAT SHE MEANS, ERIDAN]
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Well, it was a sign of hate I guess, but not that kind of hate.
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[Well, there goes his theory. Though, this guy did know how to get exactly under his skin. He pauses to think. Jade's got a good head on her shoulders, she probably knows whats up.]
Guy knew how to get exactly under my fuckin' skin though. Maybe whoever he was was waxin' black for me and didn't want me to find out who it was. Throwin' me off the trail so to speak and keepin' me guessin'.
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[ Like dying, for example. Twice. ]
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Way worse than spiders? So they were doin' worse things than that? Would be a fuckin' liar if i didn't admit to my jealousy of whoever got worse. Whoever was sent worse they must be really feelin' strongly for.
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Figures the one time in this fuckin' place i have a hope for a fuckin' quality kismesis an' he turns out to be nothin' but a fuckin' hatetease...
[He calms down. Boy she really did remind him of Fef...]
That would probably be all of the awkward but he should be fuckin' honored that I'd be interested in ignitin' such a flame with him. I mean I've been told anyone would be lucky enough to be havin' me as their kismesis.
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Uh, well, you can be pretty annoying sometimes so I'm sure there's someone here whose hatred you'll... ignite.
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People say that a lot about me bein' pretty annoyin' but they just don't understand how I fuckin' work. Then again no one really fuckin' understands.
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What's wrong with the way I fuckin' talk? I see nothin' wrong with it I know I curse like a sailor but you gotta admit the accent sets me apart from the rest of the fuckin' crowd. I see no problems in it.
[and it goes right over his head]
Course they misunderstand me do you know how fuckin' fustratin' it is growin' up as a sea troll with all these feelin's?
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