002 - THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'

[misterwwizard]

(action, 1445 Mitchell, morning

Comments

phone

[crusthatecean]

No one cares, douchebag!

[misterwwizard]

Kar if you didn't give a fuckin' care you wouldn't be fuckin' expressin' it don't lie you're pretty fuckin' jealous that I'm not sendin' you a similar hatepresent.

[crusthatecean]

Yeah, that's likely.

Oh, wait, you're such a desperate fuck that if I accidentally expressed even the slightest interest in one of your quadrants, I'd be drowning in them.

By the way, that wasn't Vriska. I doubt she even knows you're here.

[misterwwizard]

Maybe she didn't and she just had her usual luck. Tryin' to find me and gettin' me on the first try. But if it wasn't her then who else would be usin' spiders for this sort a' thing?

Don't worry Kar there won't be any drownin' involved if I'd be havin' anythin' to say in the matter. Feel free to be expressin' whatever you like.

[you can practically hear his eyebrows wiggling]

phone;

[lunardialled]

You weren't the only one who got that milk, you know.

[misterwwizard]

[He sounds rather disappointed. Why would Vriska be giving other people the same milk?]
So, she's spreadin' her hate to other people? Well that's just fuckin' dandy here I thought it was an exclusive blackrom solicitation but nope she's fuckin' sendin' it to everyone.

[lunardialled]

...the town's milkman was the one who sent it. I have no idea who this 'Vriska' is or what a 'blackrom solicitation' is, but you've got the wrong idea.

[misterwwizard]

Vri's one of us trolls and her and I had a thing back in the day.
This milkman guy is waxing black for the whole fuckin' town it seems.

[aaand of course, Eridan considers her lack of knowledge on trollmance to offer an introductory course all for the low low price of 1 quadrant filled!]

Could be teachin' you about blackrom if you like! You interested in havin' a firey, passionate rivalry with the Prince a' Hope?

[STOP HITTING ON EVERYONE YOU MEET ERIDAN]

action;

[un_beau_coquin]

[He's milling around the house since it's the weekend, a cigarette in hand. What is with people and getting packages lately?]

So, child, tell me-- what exactly are you?

Re: action;

[misterwwizard]

[He beams proudly. Good to see he can educate some people, the right way.]

I'm a sea troll! One a' the last survivors of my fuckin' race an' one a' the best damn trolls around if I do say so myself. There's a few of us here in Mayfield but these fins an' these gills mean that I'm better than all a' them.

[un_beau_coquin]

So you are saying zhat zhere are several, qu'est-ce que c'est, "trolls" 'ere in zhe town, but you are different because you live underwater?

[misterwwizard]

[Well, his dad seems to know what's up. Eridan puffs out even more, trying to make himself look as proud as ever.]

You're hittin' the nail on the head right there, but that's not the only thing that seperates me from the usual fuckin' landdweller. I'm one of the highest on our fuckin' hemospectrum, makin' me nothin' short of nobility.

phone

[cameracrush]

'Filling the quadrants?' Is that supposed to be a pick-up line?

[misterwwizard]

[oh ho! Eridan tries to sound his suavest, if he is even capable of such a feat.]

It is if you're wantin' it to be!

[cameracrush]

I'd be flattered, but I don't really get what you're saying.

[misterwwizard]

[Flattered? d'ohhohoh, Eridan is already liking where this is going.]

You better be fuckin' flattered I mean how often do you have troll nobility sendin' you pick-up lines?

We've got four areas of romance in our fuckin' culture so I'm pretty sure you'd be able to be fittin' one of them.

( phone )

[pokeay]

I don't get it... what's a highblood? And, um, aren't you technically a landdweller, too?

Re: ( phone )

[misterwwizard]

Just because I'm a sea troll who is currently bein' stranded on the land doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' landdweller!

Bein' a highblood is like bein' on the top a' the food chain. My blood is one a' the highest fuckin' castes in troll society meanin' I'm better than pretty much everyone else.

[pokeay]

But I thought that dweller meant, um... a person who lives in a certain place... [ there's a pause as he considers this and decides... maybe it's not really worth pressing the point. ] Um, never mind.

... Is there something different about your blood...?