Just in case anyone was wondering how horribly excrutiating the nursing program is thus far, I am, tonight only, providing for you, dear readers, a glimpse into the world of NWTC's CNA education program. Please - watch, grimmace, guffaw, empathize, sympathize, send money so that I can live comfortably without having to resort to this that I am ( Read more... )

I have...
1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula
7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
8. Said 'I love you' and meant it
9. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. ( Read more... )

...and this is the part of the evening where Katy will burst into tears for absolutely no reason at all.

How lame to get all livejournal melodramatic.

Honestly though, I feel like I'm dying inside...again, I know that's a bit over the top...but, even after an awesome time tonight, I'm feeling more alone than I ever have in my life.

Help?

I realize I'm hardly one to judge people and their post-high school plans...but seriously...

Just how successful could a relationship be when one of the parties ( Read more... )

Okay now that I've had ten minutes to stew, I've come to the conclusion ( Read more... )

Me: maybe sometime we could try hanging out again
Him: perhaps
Him: its your call really
Me: ...keeping in mind that tonight's conversation isn't necessarily indicative of how awkward things would be
Me: nah...not my call
Me: i'm terrible with calls
Him: well if its my call, im not calling
Him: ill throw that out there
Me: ouch
Me: lol
Him: well ( Read more... )

to anyone with whom i had an encounter (of any capazity) i issue this heartfelt and most sincere of apologies:

* to anyone i spoke to, either in person or via some alternate form of communication
* to anyone whose compliments (however insincere) i narcissistically lapped up this evening
* to anyone who listened to the "We're Going to Jail" song ( Read more... )

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of First Pet + Street You Grew Up on ( Read more... )

Taylor Hanson's wife is ready to drop their second love child at any given second. She has no excess baby-weight: she merely looks like a toothpick smuggling a basketball beneath darling maternity-chic ensembles.

Big wanted to "talk things out" with Carrie tonight on Sex & the City, having realized (after reading her newly-published memoirs) the ( Read more... )

It feels nice to be missed.