Maybe I'm wrong...maybe homicidal maniacs are the new trophy husband...??
I realize I'm hardly one to judge people and their post-high school plans...but seriously...
Just how successful could a relationship be when one of the parties involved brings up on more than one occassion his aspirations of becoming a hitman? Or, rather (excuse me) a drifting, memoir-writing hitman. Who only kills high-end flunkies, mafia kings, and scandal-riddled celebrities. None of this Joe Schmo knocking off. Only the best of the best for his girl.
And Glassjaw...honestly... Fortunately for me, however, the gods of Fate were smiling upon me when they granted me this GLORIOUS new LJ icon in place of a stable boyfriend. Hot damn.
Just how successful could a relationship be when one of the parties involved brings up on more than one occassion his aspirations of becoming a hitman? Or, rather (excuse me) a drifting, memoir-writing hitman. Who only kills high-end flunkies, mafia kings, and scandal-riddled celebrities. None of this Joe Schmo knocking off. Only the best of the best for his girl.
And Glassjaw...honestly... Fortunately for me, however, the gods of Fate were smiling upon me when they granted me this GLORIOUS new LJ icon in place of a stable boyfriend. Hot damn.