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[miraculls]

[ACTION; morning all around Mayfield]

[Sadly, Gamzee has not yet acquired his trademark face-paint, as the stores refuse to sell make-up to a boy and he's too stupid to lie about it being for his girlfriend. Kanaya had offered to buy it for him, but then she got panscrubbed and now she just giggles at him and tells him to stop joking when he

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[crusthatecean]

[Looking around. Frantically. Almost bumping into Gamzee.]

Where the fuck are my--

What the fuck are you wearing?

[miraculls]

Broooo, isn't it motherfuckin' awesome? I finally got my mirthful paint on all up over! Shit, I was feeling motherfuckin' naked without it.

[because that is clearly the only thing worth mentioning about his appearance here]

[crusthatecean]

Stop wearing clothes for girls, asshole. I'm in the middle of something.

Have you seen my DVDs? They were in my respite block and now they're gone.

[After all, it's 5 PM, the time every day that Karkat locks himself in his room and watches his shitty rom coms.]

[miraculls]

But they be comfortable as fuck. Wanna try?

Uhhhh...sorry, bro, I ain't got my remembering on for where they might have walked off to. [because he totally didn't even notice captchaloguing them]

[frogst]

[ omg gamzee's modus is soooo cooooool.

she has already captchalogued all her own stuff to keep it safe from his and is now just. watching. ]

[miraculls]

[the coolest

just going to reach for the closest thing and watch it vanish in a flash of rainbows

gosh let's hope karkat doesn't need to watch troll Hitch any time soon...]

[frogst]

[ haha he's gonna be so maaaaad.

she might. be bringing him more things to captchalogue. oops. ]

[miraculls]

[like he's ever anything else...

jade, you are the best hivesis. just gonna absently take what she's giving him and creating SEIZURE RAINBOWS everywhere]

[afternoon; 1/2]

[riastrad_ridire]

[Oh, it's that weird kid that lives down the street.]

[...Wearing a dress.]

[Well. He did seem to have a couple screws loose, so that wasn't too shocking. Lancer rested the crimson lance in his hand against his shoulder, approaching if only to ask just what the hell was up with this kid--]

[afternoon; itt nao is horrible to everyone she plays]

[riastrad_ridire]

[And then his lance disappeared.]

[His. Lance. The weapon given to him by Scathach, the cursed spear that inverted causality to strike its victim's heart before the blade even moved, Gae Bolg itself disa-fucking-ppeared in a flurry of cards and mIrAcLeS.]

What the hell did you do, give that back!

[miraculls]

[Sorry bro, it's going to be a few moments of rAiNbOwS before Gamzee even notices Lancer's there.]

Uhhhh...did you all up and lose something, bro?

[riastrad_ridire]

You just stole my Noble Phantasm! How the hell did you even do that with your...y'know, flashy thing!

I need that back, so do the flashy thing!

afternoon

[freakinblur]

[Scout cannot even comprehend what just happened. One second, he was wearing his hat. The next, some sort of small crossdressing clown made it disappear in a rainbow whirlwind.

What.]

HEY! What the-- Did you just--- What in God's name just freakin' happened?!

[miraculls]

[why are so many people interrupting his rainbow-watching time, not that he notices until they stop flashing]

I dunno, bro, what?

[freakinblur]

Did you just like, rainbow-magic my hat away? What the shit was that? Give it back!

[miraculls]

Whooooooooa, did I? I never knew I all up and had motherfuckin' rainbow magic. That shit be sounding off the chain!

afternoon;

[moonspirals]

[Usagi has an ice cream cone! This is a glorious thing on a summer day like this. But the rainbows caught her attention, and she stopped to stare, and now her ice cream is gone. What do?]

Re: afternoon;

[miraculls]

[aww, the miracle modus stopped flashing, MUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO CHUCK INTO IT]

Heeeey, chica, where did you all up and abscond from?

afternoon;

[moonspirals]

[No need to find something else; the ribbons in her hair get sucked into it a moment later.]

From the ice cream place down there! But, um. My ice cream disappeared when the rainbows were out...

[miraculls]

[OOH COLORS MUST WATCH give him a few moments here]

Aww, sorry to hear that, sister. That shit happens to me all the time too. I'll just be getting my appreciate on about the miracles of life, and when I snap outta it, my motherfuckin' pie will have vanished like a laughsassin in the night. [usually because he ate it...]