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[miraculls]

[ACTION; morning all around Mayfield]

[Sadly, Gamzee has not yet acquired his trademark face-paint, as the stores refuse to sell make-up to a boy and he's too stupid to lie about it being for his girlfriend. Kanaya had offered to buy it for him, but then she got panscrubbed and now she just giggles at him and tells him to stop joking when he

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[crusthatecean]

[Looking around. Frantically. Almost bumping into Gamzee.]

Where the fuck are my--

What the fuck are you wearing?

[miraculls]

Broooo, isn't it motherfuckin' awesome? I finally got my mirthful paint on all up over! Shit, I was feeling motherfuckin' naked without it.

[because that is clearly the only thing worth mentioning about his appearance here]

[crusthatecean]

Stop wearing clothes for girls, asshole. I'm in the middle of something.

Have you seen my DVDs? They were in my respite block and now they're gone.

[After all, it's 5 PM, the time every day that Karkat locks himself in his room and watches his shitty rom coms.]

[miraculls]

But they be comfortable as fuck. Wanna try?

Uhhhh...sorry, bro, I ain't got my remembering on for where they might have walked off to. [because he totally didn't even notice captchaloguing them]

[crusthatecean]

No, shut the fuck up. Are you sure?

[miraculls]

[thinking really hard gosh this sure is difficult!!]

Now that you mention it, I might have done saw hivesis carrying something. [you know, as she was handing them to him so he could captchalogue them...] Maybe she wanted to watch them too?

[crusthatecean]

...Really?

I mean, I'm not surprised or anything, because they're so great and all. But she should've just asked, she can borrow them.

[miraculls]

Maybe she's all up and planning a surprise movie party. [best idea ever]

[crusthatecean]

You think?

...Well, I kind of at least want to watch the one that doesn't make you want to punch Adam Sandler.

[miraculls]

[does such a movie even actually exist]

Uh, which one is that? I ain't big on punching anyone, he be cool by me.

you asshole cappy

[crusthatecean]

Ugh, you know the one! I know I've shown it to you before. It's called 'In Which A Man Has A Chance Encounter With An Attractive Woman And Develops Flushed Inclinations Very Quickly; He Discovers That Due to a Tragic FLARPing Incident, She Suffers From A Thinkpan Injury That Causes Her To Lose All Recollection Of Her Life After The Point Of Receiving It Upon Each Evening; He Attempts to Court Her Concupiscent Affections Each Evening, But a Series of Mishaps Results In Frequent Flipping to Relations of the Caliginous Type; 3 Additional Characters Provide Comedic Relief; 6 Onscreen Kisses Are Shared; 1 Tasteful Implied Pail Filling; 2-4 Lines That Could Be Construed As Humorous; 27 Incidents Involving Bodily Fluids; 1 Montage Set to Music to Summarize Tedious Events; And An Ending Implying A Satisfying Resolution For All.'

It has Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore?

HAHAHAHA SO BEAUTIFUL

[miraculls]

Ohhhh, that one!

...nah, bro, don't got a panclue which one you be talking about. But hang on, let me shoot the mirthful messiahs a pester and we'll see if they'll all up and shine a miracle down on where your movie's at.

[claps his hands and closes his eyes in prayer! as he does so, his miracle modus happens to pop up.

...wow, there sure are a lot of karkat's movies jumping around in that crazy mess. also furniture. and what appears to be a couple of dogs.]

[crusthatecean]

...

Gamzee! What the fuck! This must be a fucking miraculous vision, because it looks like my movies are floating around in your Stupid Bullshit Coincidences For Assholes modus?

Get them out!

[miraculls]

Whoooooa, how the motherfuck did that happen? The messiahs must have answered my message, bro. See, you just gotta have a little motherfuckin' faith sometimes.

[crusthatecean]

Gamzee! Get them out! Tell me you can make your Rainbow Patterns for Retards modus spit them out!

[Complete flip out in 3...2...]

[miraculls]

Course I can, best friend, just gotta get my wicked prayer on again.

[closes his eyes and prays really hard!!

hope you like getting hit in the face by a speeding pie, karkat]