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[miraculls]

[ACTION; morning all around Mayfield]

[Sadly, Gamzee has not yet acquired his trademark face-paint, as the stores refuse to sell make-up to a boy and he's too stupid to lie about it being for his girlfriend. Kanaya had offered to buy it for him, but then she got panscrubbed and now she just giggles at him and tells him to stop joking when he

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[action; morning]

[bullsit]

[wow gamzee that is definitely your look right there]

Uh.

I don't think, I really have anything, to say. Hey.

[miraculls]

[he is the prettiest princess it is him]

Heeeey, Tavbro! Look at you, all walking around like a motherfuckin' miracle and shit!

[WAVES...and then wobbles precariously and falls flat on his face with a HONK]

[bullsit]

[o-oh noo gamzee is it mean to laugh if its only a little bro you are very whimsical

Tavros jogs over (jogs!!!!!!) to help him stand up again]

Heh, yes, it is definitely something that can be called, a miracle, that I am walking, and doing other things, that I could not normally do, under previous circumstances.

[miraculls]

[gosh tavros when did you get so mean what has vriska been teaching you

wobbles back to his feet! who knew high heels would be this hard to walk in also don't ask how gamzee managed to stuff his enormous clown feet into them]

Shit, I be all sorts of motherfuckin' glad to hear that. This place just ain't stopping with all the motherfuckin' miracles up over.

[action; morning] woops

[paintme_crimson]

[What. What. WHAT. WHAT EVEN.

Have this lady staring at Gamzee with a raised eyebrow. Nope, not gonna say anything. Just...staring.]

[miraculls]

[Gamzee doesn't even seem to notice people staring. What is shame. He's just going to happily wobble along in the opposite direction from the shops, before tripping over the hem of his dress and falling over with a loud HONK]

[paintme_crimson]

[Blink-blink.] Uhhh...

[Mokou hesitantly walks over, crouching down.] Uh, kid...you okay?

[miraculls]

[unsteadily wobbles back up, rubbing his nose]

Yeah, chica, these shoes just be motherfuckin' hard as shit to walk in, that be all. Ain't got a clue how the starmonkey females do it.

It's so glorious it turned her eyes into cucumbers

[frilly_filly]

[Rarity was on her way to do some errands, but then she rounded the corner and saw that... thing. And now she's just standing there several steps behind Gamzee, also staring at his miracle modus flashing majestically in midair. After a few moments, she takes a few tentative steps closer.]

MIRACLES

[miraculls]

[just staring at all the pretty colors look at them they're so pretty]

[frilly_filly]

A-ah... excuse me...

[miraculls]

[Blinks and stares at Rarity.]

Whooooooooooooooooooa.

Sis, did you all up and get yourself prototyped with a hoofbeast?