TwO | action

[miraculls]

[ACTION; morning all around Mayfield]

[Sadly, Gamzee has not yet acquired his trademark face-paint, as the stores refuse to sell make-up to a boy and he's too stupid to lie about it being for his girlfriend. Kanaya had offered to buy it for him, but then she got panscrubbed and now she just giggles at him and tells him to stop joking when he

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[action; morning] woops

[paintme_crimson]

[What. What. WHAT. WHAT EVEN.

Have this lady staring at Gamzee with a raised eyebrow. Nope, not gonna say anything. Just...staring.]

[miraculls]

[Gamzee doesn't even seem to notice people staring. What is shame. He's just going to happily wobble along in the opposite direction from the shops, before tripping over the hem of his dress and falling over with a loud HONK]

[paintme_crimson]

[Blink-blink.] Uhhh...

[Mokou hesitantly walks over, crouching down.] Uh, kid...you okay?

[miraculls]

[unsteadily wobbles back up, rubbing his nose]

Yeah, chica, these shoes just be motherfuckin' hard as shit to walk in, that be all. Ain't got a clue how the starmonkey females do it.

[paintme_crimson]

[Starmonkeys. "Chica." Um, okay.]

Why are you dressed in womens' clothing?

[miraculls]

Mothrfuckin' grown starmonkeys won't up and sell me the blessed make-up I motherfuckin' need to get my mirthful paint on, sis. Cause I got a bone-bulge, though I don't be getting what that got to all up and do with shit. So I now I gotta get my honkerade on as a chica, haha.

[paintme_crimson]

[She's kind of concerned that she actually managed to understand that.]

So you're saying that you wanted to buy makeup, but the store wouldn't sell it to a boy...and now you're cross-dressing.

Why don't you just ask a girl to go get it for you?

[miraculls]

Awww, Kanaya was all up and supposed to be doing that shit for me, but she got motherfuckin' panscrubbed. Couldn't wait for the messiahs to bring her fashionista self on back, so I kicked my own nook down the motherfuckin' street for my mirthful paint.

Except uh...now I don't be knowing which way be what.

[paintme_crimson]

[Siiiigh.] General store's that way. Past the end of the block, on the lefthand side.

[miraculls]

Hahaha, thanks, chica! [squinting into the distance]

Uhhh, I don't be seeing no motherfuckin' respiteblock, though.

[paintme_crimson]

Respite...what?

[miraculls]

You know, the place where trolls be getting their motherfuckin' dreams on up all over.

[paintme_crimson]

You mean a "bedroom"?

[miraculls]

Hahaha, that what the starmonkeys call it? Yeah, I ain't seeing one of those neither.

[paintme_crimson]

What the hell is a "starmonkey"? And why do you need to see a bedroom to get...makeup?

[miraculls]

You know, all them pink starmonkeys what inhabit this miracle land! Haha, I all up and turned into one too, see? [holds out a pink arm for inspection miracles]

Uhhhh, I dunno, chica. You be the one who what all brought up respiteblocks.