Round 0, Entry 01: Saltwater Rolls

[minus5pts]

Hmm... I have to admit, I didn't expect to receive an entry at this time of night. Very well. I will now commence judging contestant #01, I-Pin, and her Saltwater Rolls.

It appears to be a classic dinner roll, resembling a French boule. The crust is firm and well-textured, but it seems a bit too hard. I'm almost disappointed. But what is this

Comments

[chocogun]

You food critiques freak the fuck out of me, really.

[minus5pts]

You're bothered by a refined sense of taste and an appreciation for good food?

[chocogun]

No, I'm not. I think it's good there are food critics, else the only good food we'd get it'd be at our homes.

But compare bread to ocean? Heck, ocean is salty water, big, and has many lifeforms in it. So don't tell me bread would be that.

[minus5pts]

Why must everyone be so literal-minded? I'm clearly not saying that the bread is the ocean. It's just the feeling that you get from the taste-- AAAUGH. Never mind, you wouldn't understand.

[pinzutimebomb]

Wow. My bread put you in our submarine?

[agent_wolf]

I think he's insane even though he liked it.

[pinzutimebomb]

I thought you were going to try to be nice.

[agent_wolf]

I am trying! It's just...well, look at that!

[marinegrandpa]

I have no idea what you just said! How can bread be the ocean?

[minus5pts]

...............................

It's a metaph- synechd-

The bread represents the ocean.

[marinegrandpa]

Oooooh! one of those things!

Ahaha awesome!

[swordinabat]

Hahaha! You really take bread seriously!

[minus5pts]

It's my job to take it seriously.

[swordinabat]

Well, I hope you like Tsuna's! He's been working really hard on it!

[minus5pts]

Please don't try to sway the judge. I may have to make preemptive point deductions.

[samurai_parfait]

Wow. XD

[minus5pts]

Indeed.