Round 0, Entry 01: Saltwater Rolls

[minus5pts]

Hmm... I have to admit, I didn't expect to receive an entry at this time of night. Very well. I will now commence judging contestant #01, I-Pin, and her Saltwater Rolls.

It appears to be a classic dinner roll, resembling a French boule. The crust is firm and well-textured, but it seems a bit too hard. I'm almost disappointed. But what is this

Comments

[pinzutimebomb]

Wow. My bread put you in our submarine?

[agent_wolf]

I think he's insane even though he liked it.

[pinzutimebomb]

I thought you were going to try to be nice.

[agent_wolf]

I am trying! It's just...well, look at that!

[pinzutimebomb]

Did you ever say you were sorry?

[agent_wolf]

He's being too crazy and rude to give me an opportunity.

[pinzutimebomb]

Jyabura... I'm so proud of you!

[agent_wolf]

...Hmph.

[pinzutimebomb]

Isn't he much nicer to talk to when you aren't both fighting? Hee, when I see you again, you're getting another hug.

[agent_wolf]

Hmph.

...Anyway, I think you're doing pretty good in the bread contest, so...good luck with that.

[pinzutimebomb]

Thank you! I can't wait to see all the other judgments! He's interesting to read.

[agent_wolf]

Well, it is kind of funny.

[pinzutimebomb]

I was a little worried when I read that he was actually underwater.

[agent_wolf]

Yeah, I have no idea how that even happened.

[minus5pts]

I think you've no sense of taste even though you liked it. Presumably.

[agent_wolf]

I did. And why exactly do you think I have no taste, anyway? Guinea pigs don't count.