Gene comes in having (for him) once again only just left. He throws his hands up in frustration...and then notices the state of the place. What the bloody hell's been going on? He was just here, and it was Christmas, and everything looked fine.

The next thing that hits is how wrong everything feels. The bar always makes him feel uncomfortable at ( Read more... )

It's started ( Read more... )

Strike One.

The Bar is a disaster area. Bottles fallen everywhere.
Broken. In pieces. Wait rats still working everywhere.

Strike Two.

There is a green glow hologram floating over her bar.
No. Not kidding. A green glow hologram over her bar.

Strike Three."What do you mean we only have these ingredients? We stock several universes ( Read more... )

This place.

Every time it shows up, Ray feels a bit nervous. Last time it were dreams. Before that, he got turned into a bird. It's no wonder, then, that he looks suspicious when he approaches the bar ( Read more... )

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
SHOOTERS
for example
Chocolate cake
Pirate's treasure
Slippery Nipple
Woo woo
Blow job
Alabama slammer
Tequila shots
Jell-O shots

COFFEE
any way you like it

It's entirely possible Ianto chose some of those drinks because of the names alone. He's occasionally evil that way.

Ben Wade is greeted with a handful of surprises when he enters the bar.

One is delicious.

Another is unexpected, to say the least ( Read more... )

Kanaya's just about to order some food for herself when one of the Bar's patented napkin-messages appears in front of her, and she blinks at it for a moment before responding.

"You Would Like Me To Serve Others Drinks For A Stretch Of Time ( Read more... )

William's spent most of today dealing with part of the fence that won't seem to hold and he's tired and worn out when he gets the napkin from Bar. He stares at it for a long while before nodding as he remembers the conversation with Tower. Once he's behind the Bar, he sets his hat down, pulls off his gloves and coat and picks up the cocktail book, ( Read more... )

"Bar. Sweetheart. Could you do me a tiny, little favor?"

A napkin appears and Robo reads it before sighing.

"Yeah, sure, get some rest first. I'll cover."

Specials
Things I know how to mix, 10% off. `
You get to guess how good I am at bar tending.

"Happy hour is on folks."

[OOC: Open until the next one.]

Specials:
half off anything ordered in rhyme
(if you're not a natural, take your time)

One god of poetry (among other things) behind the Bar, letting the poor girl have a nap. Rhyming orders not required; he just felt like it.