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[likesthecoat]

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
SHOOTERS
for example
Chocolate cake
Pirate's treasure
Slippery Nipple
Woo woo
Blow job
Alabama slammer
Tequila shots
Jell-O shots

COFFEE
any way you like it

It's entirely possible Ianto chose some of those drinks because of the names alone. He's occasionally evil that way.

Comments

[queenofmay]

Here, Ianto, have someone who hasn't been seen in quite a while. Who might be pinking a little at some of the names up there that she's glancing over.

[likesthecoat]

Oh, yes, the modesty of previous ages.

"Er," says Ianto. "Tea, Lady Marian?"

[queenofmay]

Marian does have the good sense to look more amused rather than offended at the edges of her reaction, and his address. She is a paragon of her age, but five years in Milliways does make even certain scandalous things less markedly shocking.

"Thank you, yes."

[likesthecoat]

"Any particular kind? Black, oolong, herbal? I'm afraid it's been so long I don't remember what you prefer."

[sunbaked_baker]

"What's in a Chocolate Cake?" asks the baker ignoring the box on the bar stool next to her.

[likesthecoat]

"Citrus vodka and hazelnut liqueur," says Ianto, leaning on the bar. "And then if you're doing it properly, you suck on a sugar-coated lemon slice after you've drunk the shot."

[sunbaked_baker]

"No chocolate at all?" she asks, frankly disbelieving. "Then how'd it get the name?"

[likesthecoat]

"Presumably because hazelnut tastes like chocolate."