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[likesthecoat]

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
SHOOTERS
for example
Chocolate cake
Pirate's treasure
Slippery Nipple
Woo woo
Blow job
Alabama slammer
Tequila shots
Jell-O shots

COFFEE
any way you like it

It's entirely possible Ianto chose some of those drinks because of the names alone. He's occasionally evil that way.