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There are two assassins behind the bar. Technically, you can place your order with either of them, though Cata's got more of an eye on the crowd; Sam's having a look at some papers. (It is business, but not business that affects anyone in Milliways ( Read more... )

(OOM: "What do you mean, you lost our papers?")Cata's at her usual table, looking very pleased with herself (Sam wasn't far off with 'the cat that ate the small village,' really). But then, she's successfully tormented her firsties, Sam's in Bistort for a while, and... well, that business with the sausages didn't turn out so badly after all ( Read more... )

Two weeks ago, a batch of strangely-colored hot dogs appeared in Milliways ( Read more... )

It's been several days since that verdammt sausage managed to nick the Medic's finger. They have not been good days. There have been rashes and hair outbreaks and- urrrgh. Suffice it to say Herr Medic is not pleased ( Read more... )

Hot dogs are a traditional summer food in many parts of North America.

Of course, not all of the people in Milliways are from North America. It may not even be summer wherever they come from ( Read more... )

Business has been very, very busy for BLU lately. Having so many body parts to work with can be distracting to a man. So can being set on fire fifteen times in a row. Respawners are nice but it still hurts, a lot. It's the kind of thing that distracts you from visiting you favorite multiversal bar ( Read more... )

From the grin on Cata's face, you might think she's planning for an assignment - but she isn't. In fact, she's making a lesson plan ( Read more... )

Cata came in with the intent to get more work done on her lesson plans; she thinks she's got things nearly sorted out, but a little extra time to make sure certainly won't hurt ( Read more... )

There were hats in their lockers today. New ones. Stupid ones, if you asked Medic, but there they were. He ignored his and set out to do his daily work. Why bother? They were pointless.

So of course every single other person on the battlefield went berserk over the damned things. At least, over the hats of the opposing team. Honestly! What ( Read more... )

(OOM: Cata takes an assignment that doesn't quite go according to plan.)Cata made it down to an alley before trying any doors; thankfully, this one worked the way she was hoping it would. Just because it doesn't hurt all that much doesn't make it any less serious, and from that perspective, Milliways is closer ( Read more... )