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[hands_of_blu]

There were hats in their lockers today. New ones. Stupid ones, if you asked Medic, but there they were. He ignored his and set out to do his daily work. Why bother? They were pointless.

So of course every single other person on the battlefield went berserk over the damned things. At least, over the hats of the opposing team. Honestly! What

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[post_whitewash]

"Should I ask, or let you stew for a while first?"
Cata doubts he'll really mind if she sits down, either way. And she is a bit curious, but if talking about it won't help, she can wait.

[hands_of_blu]

"It seems," says the Medic, dropping his hand, "zat our quartermasters, both at BLU und at RED headquarters, haf decided ve get hats. Not somesing useful like Herr Soldier's helmet or Herr Engineer's hard-hat, but ordinary hats, each of us a different sort. Und everyvun else including Herr Pyro, whom I had begun to sink vos a sensible sort aside from ze obsession with fire, is goink out of his vay und into ze line of fire to take ze hats away from ze enemy. Und I haf to fix it, of course."

[post_whitewash]

"...Hats. Just... things you wear on your head?"
Headgear isn't really that exciting, is it? Or worth risking life and limb over.

[hands_of_blu]

"I sink," says the Medic sourly, "zat ve all need a great deal of recreational time among ozzer people before ze gunpowder fumes drive everyvun completely insane."

[morethanprops]

Moist looks up when he hears the language, it sounds a lot like Uberwaldian,

"What's wrong?"

[hands_of_blu]

"Apparently," says the Medic through clenched teeth, "I vork among idiots."

Not that this is particularly new information to him.

[morethanprops]

"Oh, what did they do?"

Moist is trying to figure out what this man does, he has the look of someone in charge and on edge.

[hands_of_blu]

"It vould take far too long to explain ze whole sing. Ze short version is zat I rapidly grow tired of chasing zem about ze battlefield und patching zem back togezzer because somevun on ze ozzer side has a new hat."