If I ever graduate and meet the Admiral I'm going to punch him in the face.
...By the way, I found my Warden.
[shuffling and muffled noises]
No, for the last time: I do not need a fairy godmother. I am not going to a ball, and I'm not in the market for some nice princess or prince. I am also not trapped in a tower, beseiged by a dragon, or under a
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