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[mightymorbid]

If I ever graduate and meet the Admiral I'm going to punch him in the face.

...By the way, I found my Warden.

[shuffling and muffled noises]

No, for the last time: I do not need a fairy godmother. I am not going to a ball, and I'm not in the market for some nice princess or prince. I am also not trapped in a tower, beseiged by a dragon, or under a

Comments

Have some sarcasm!

[hourglass_twin]

Are you sure you're not besieged by a dragon? It can be rather hard to tell.

[mightymorbid]

Shut up.

[can_has_vodka]

I keep telling you, they don't have to be of noble blood. It's just that with your talents you might want someone with great big piles of gold to fund your studies. See? I have this all sorted out! A merchant would work too...

Though mostly I think love itself would benefit you. I think you underestimate its power!

[mightymorbid]

You don't hear 'no' that often, do you?

[can_has_vodka]

You know, there are worse things than having your own godmother. We're quite handy to have around.

No, I don't hear no that often. I'm usually assigned to young and lonely people who actually realize they are lonely. [She sparkles annoyingly.]

Anyway, I won't push you off on people. The idea is to find the right one for you. Or two for you, or whatever. You've a right to be picky! But I'm assigned to you until your heart opens. I don't have any choice about it myself.

[mightymorbid]

So what if you're assigned to someone who thinks your being there is making it impossible to make their own choices?

What if that's all they want?

[you_run_i_chase]

Yeeeah. I made that part of my fawning... [Wait. Beat. What]

Oh what is this?

[mightymorbid]

Fawning?

[you_run_i_chase]

I don't know what the fondant is frapping going on around here!

Sunflowers!

[mightymorbid]

[...and then he gets it. He actually laughs a little.]

[doctor_j_crane]

All of those things happened to me last week and I broke a nail. It was terrible.