What? So you people don't talk to me unless I say disparaging things about vampires? Fine:
They're lazy.
They're terrible drivers.
They stole my job.
That out of the way: I'm going to go out on a limb, here, and suggest a possible cause for all this nightmare trouble: the food. It's the only major change in my routine that I've made, at the incessant
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