Shego, that thing you did during sparring today really hurt. [He has probably said this like twenty times to her face, already.] My shoulder's turning purple ( Read more... )

All right, who here isn't affected? Anyone? I'm talking to anyone who died and came here because their universe thinks they're a jerk and not the other way around. The rest of you keep your mouths shut.

[Private to Shego]

Tell me you're normal. Where are you?

[Private to Sirius]

[This is Mozenrath. He's much smaller, not as small as he was in the last kid flood, but smaller. He's actually a few months shy of a massive growth spurt that will make him gangly and awkward. Presently, aged 12. He clears his throat awkwardly ( Read more... )

[What appears onscreen is not Mozenrath, but rather a sleek, slightly agitated looking siamese cat. Animals can hear him talking just fine, but humans are mostly just going to hear this as he paces back and forth in front of the screen, and Xerxes hovers in the background, giving the only indication as to who this could possibly be ( Read more... )

Well, I'm glad at least that this one appears to have missed me.

You all look ridiculous.

[Private to Shego]

Still normal?

(ooc: FAMOUS LAST WORDS. The flood didn't miss him. Horrible things are likely going to happen before it's over.)

If this place does nothing else, then at least it serves as a constant reminder as to why I'm glad I killed that self-righteous old bastard and would do it again in a heartbeat. I almost want to be sent home just so can abuse his corpse a little more.

The only thing that surprises me about my student's presence in this place is that he was permitted the journey at all ( Read more... )

[If Mozenrath looks exhausted it's totally because he's freaking exhausted. He's also obviously in the infirmary.]

Whoever brought me here can take a long walk off a short plank. Just saying.

[He sighs and lays his hand over his eyes for a moment to block out the brightness.]

I can go back to my room soon. So long as Snape's in zero I'm not really ( Read more... )

So raise your hand if you were smart enough not to post anything while that flood was going on?

[Private to Snape - Posted Early, Pre-Training Session]

I want to talk to you. No training this morning.

So Admiral: What was the objective of that last "near-miss"? Did you expect us to make different decisions since we were here, or to at least be talked out of whatever we were? Would it have earned us a graduation if we did? Not much of a learning experience, if so. Worked better as a reminder.

I for one don't regret for a second what would have ( Read more... )