-36- Mozenrath's gallant attempt to get people to stop coming to the pub at night.

[mightymorbid]

It's good to know that you Wardens turn into such responsible adults after an hour or two in the pub. I know it was cause for celebration, but really.

The ladies and a few lonely gents might wish to know that after a couple shots, one Mister Stark doesn't appear to discriminate, but there's a little sore next to his mouth -- barely concealed by the

Comments

[christ_onabike]

Mother of God, you're a miserable fucker, aren't you?

[mightymorbid]

Feeling left out? I'd have complained about the food, but there's nothing of particular interest to report on that front.

[christ_onabike]

It was more a comment on your ability to drag a chance to piss and moan out of anything, no matter how inconse-fucking-quential.

It's almost a fucking artform, but really? It's just annoying.

[mightymorbid]

You, sir, are completely missing the point if you think I'm just complaining.

[villageson]

You work in the pub? Do you know if any wardens have taken drinks out of there?

[mightymorbid]

Why?

[villageson]

I just want to know if I can take a drink to my room instead of sitting there in the pub.

[mightymorbid]

I don't care what you do.

[stopthat_destro]

Your warden must have assigned you to the pub to curb Barge-wide drinking.

[mightymorbid]

I'm sure that's not what he intended, but as of today I shall make that my mission.

[beam_me]

Aye, lad, if your mission is to work another job, I can accommodate that. Plenty of need t'have personnel cleanin' toilets these days. People can serve their own drinks if need be.

Y'go ahead and decide.

[mightymorbid]

Go have another drink, Montgomery. You're not threatening me over obvious sarcasm.

[the_ironman]

I haven't so much as touched anyone on this boat and we've already got tabloids running about me. I'm sorry for mistaking you for a girl, Girly Bartender, but it's not my fault that you wear a dress.

It's times like these that I wish my personal assistant was somehow here to diffuse these things.

[mightymorbid]

And I'm sorry that your general appearance and demeanor causes me to mistake you for a homeless pervert.

But seriously, get that checked out.

[the_ironman]

Listen, sweetheart. It's not uncommon knowledge that I disappeared for two weeks to live in a cave as a prisoner of war. After that? I won't be caught dead in less than a perfectly pressed Armani suit. Don't kid yourself.

You're just mad that I thought you made a pretty girl. Maybe you should take some initiative and embrace your masculinity if the experience was so bad. For example: wearing a suit instead of a dress. If you enjoy crossdressing, that's fine too. I won't judge you because the moral high ground? Is where all the pretty people are.

Not sure where the dress thing comes from; he wears pants o.O

[mightymorbid]

Armani. I learned about that in New York. My belief in your preference toward the opposite sex is rapidly disappearing.

You appear to have some fundamental inability to comprehend the difference between a skirt and trousers. I understand, of course -- you did have a lot to drink.

[bob_fraser_snr]

As an inmate, I don't wish to know what my Warden, when I get one, does when they are trying to relax. That's information that should be shared, by the Warden themselves, if they chose to share it.

You shouldn't abuse the position of power that you're in. A bartender is often synonymous with priests where I'm from.

[mightymorbid]

So don't read.