-36- Mozenrath's gallant attempt to get people to stop coming to the pub at night.
It's good to know that you Wardens turn into such responsible adults after an hour or two in the pub. I know it was cause for celebration, but really.
The ladies and a few lonely gents might wish to know that after a couple shots, one Mister Stark doesn't appear to discriminate, but there's a little sore next to his mouth -- barely concealed by the beard -- that might need checking before mounting. You never know where these Wardens have been, after all, or if it's catching.
And just a general note -- because I haven't bothered to learn the name of the culprit that brings it to mind -- I realize there's a machine in here that makes music, but your open invitation to sing along officially ends after two drinks.
The ladies and a few lonely gents might wish to know that after a couple shots, one Mister Stark doesn't appear to discriminate, but there's a little sore next to his mouth -- barely concealed by the beard -- that might need checking before mounting. You never know where these Wardens have been, after all, or if it's catching.
And just a general note -- because I haven't bothered to learn the name of the culprit that brings it to mind -- I realize there's a machine in here that makes music, but your open invitation to sing along officially ends after two drinks.