-36- Mozenrath's gallant attempt to get people to stop coming to the pub at night.

[mightymorbid]

It's good to know that you Wardens turn into such responsible adults after an hour or two in the pub. I know it was cause for celebration, but really.

The ladies and a few lonely gents might wish to know that after a couple shots, one Mister Stark doesn't appear to discriminate, but there's a little sore next to his mouth -- barely concealed by the

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[the_ironman]

I haven't so much as touched anyone on this boat and we've already got tabloids running about me. I'm sorry for mistaking you for a girl, Girly Bartender, but it's not my fault that you wear a dress.

It's times like these that I wish my personal assistant was somehow here to diffuse these things.

[mightymorbid]

And I'm sorry that your general appearance and demeanor causes me to mistake you for a homeless pervert.

But seriously, get that checked out.

[the_ironman]

Listen, sweetheart. It's not uncommon knowledge that I disappeared for two weeks to live in a cave as a prisoner of war. After that? I won't be caught dead in less than a perfectly pressed Armani suit. Don't kid yourself.

You're just mad that I thought you made a pretty girl. Maybe you should take some initiative and embrace your masculinity if the experience was so bad. For example: wearing a suit instead of a dress. If you enjoy crossdressing, that's fine too. I won't judge you because the moral high ground? Is where all the pretty people are.

Not sure where the dress thing comes from; he wears pants o.O

[mightymorbid]

Armani. I learned about that in New York. My belief in your preference toward the opposite sex is rapidly disappearing.

You appear to have some fundamental inability to comprehend the difference between a skirt and trousers. I understand, of course -- you did have a lot to drink.

He also stands behind a bar :<

[the_ironman]

If that's the story your telling now, kid.

[mightymorbid]

Are we done being neighbors now?

[the_ironman]

I think it's unfair that you'd spread misinformation about my sexuality. I understand my rugged good looks are hard to resist on any side of the spectrum, but when the offers start rolling in and I have to turn them down? That's just cruel.

[mightymorbid]

Don't flatter yourself.

[the_ironman]

Dammit, Mozenrath! Look at this! Bill from Ontario is asking me to a dinner by candle light! Look what you've done! Bad girl! Bad!

[mightymorbid]

Don't blame me. Blame your horrible suits.

[the_ironman]

Well, now you're insulting my assistant, which I'm sure she doesn't appreciate. The woman has a very keen sense of style. Is there no end to your depravity?

[mightymorbid]

Dressed by a girl? It all makes sense now.

[the_ironman]

A woman. I don't employ 'girls and boys'.

Most upscale clothing for men is designed by women. Respectable, capable women with excellent taste.

[mightymorbid]

Who know how to dress to attract men.

[the_ironman]

I'm trying not to let you deviate in to sexist territory, so I think we're going to end this conversation unless you feel like acknowledging that women are capable of more than dressing themselves.

Oh God, I knew this was coming...

[mightymorbid]

Oh no, I freely admit they're capable of more than dressing themselves. They can also cook, clean, nag, have children...