-36- Mozenrath's gallant attempt to get people to stop coming to the pub at night.

[mightymorbid]

It's good to know that you Wardens turn into such responsible adults after an hour or two in the pub. I know it was cause for celebration, but really.

The ladies and a few lonely gents might wish to know that after a couple shots, one Mister Stark doesn't appear to discriminate, but there's a little sore next to his mouth -- barely concealed by the

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[stopthat_destro]

Your warden must have assigned you to the pub to curb Barge-wide drinking.

[mightymorbid]

I'm sure that's not what he intended, but as of today I shall make that my mission.

[beam_me]

Aye, lad, if your mission is to work another job, I can accommodate that. Plenty of need t'have personnel cleanin' toilets these days. People can serve their own drinks if need be.

Y'go ahead and decide.

[mightymorbid]

Go have another drink, Montgomery. You're not threatening me over obvious sarcasm.

[beam_me]

The point o' this exercise isn't t'exacerbate the masses. It's t'make friends, or at least be socially competent.

Y'gotta make an effort, laddie, or y'got t'clean toilets with your good hand.

[mightymorbid]

Not all of us can view the universe and its inhabitants behind the same happy haze of drunkenness that you do.

I'm happy to be civil to those that deserve it.

[beam_me]

You're not t'be the judge. Y'be civil and tolerate everyone, and nice t'the ones y'can stand more than others. It's called customer service.

[mightymorbid]

When I'm on the job? Fine. But I'm not working there right now, am I?

And besides, that only counts if people are actually paying money for the product. Can I start charging them?

[beam_me]

Aye, Yes, Scotty, I love toilets!, is all I hear. You think on that next time y'do somethin' like this.

[mightymorbid]

You have no right to criticize me for what I do in my spare time. I'm harming no one, and I've been doing the job, even with a career-ending injury, not only perfectly, but better than perfectly.

[beam_me]

Doin' a good job includes lettin' the wardens and inmates who go there t'relax relax. Nobody wants t'be on their best behavior in the bar because some kid's going t'drag their business out.

Pub's a sacred place. Behave.

[mightymorbid]

Spare me. If you drink enough to make an ass out of yourself in public, then you made an ass out of yourself in public. Period.

I must away to work. FAREWELL FOR A FEW HOURS!

[beam_me]

No.

[mightymorbid]

Yes.

[stopthat_destro]

I'm sure your repellent personality will ensure a job well done.

[mightymorbid]

Provided it keeps you out, I'm sure I'll rest easy.