And yet I continue to wonder why my stuff keeps turning out so darn sappy. Really, self.

Really.

Feel better since it's preslash, though. I miss this. And gen.

But mostly since it's PG. Because I really like PG.

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Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Rating: PG
Words: 2593
Summary: "That’s how I knew you must’ve been really out of it, because you ( Read more... )

Splitting stuff up, ugh. So. Much. Work. Forgot how to do everything. Seriously over this thing now.

And very much done with myself.

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Characters: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: R-18
Words: 9906
Warnings: Mentions of possible underage dub-con from Sasuke's past. Since it was so unexpected, not at all intentional, the situation came out weirdly ( Read more... )

Never thought I'd actually see the return of closet pervert!Naruto and spread-legs!Sasuke.Ultimately, yes, I'm still procrastinating that one certain thing ( Read more... )

Like everything I else, I fought with this. Didn't know where I was going. Just made it something else to check off the list, yeah. What can I say? Stuff went down at that wedding.

( Obscure Doraemon reference for the win (ignore the JP one) )

Not sure what to label this, other than a really shameless attempt at my version of songfic something I could finish really quick-like.

Eh. I's be so rusty.

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Characters: Sakura, Ino
Rating: PG
Words: 267
Summary: "The one with the prettiest of views."

( Two Tickets for the Long Way 'Round )

Test run, I suppose this is. Still can't decide if it's crack or not. It's the earliest from the RSAU series, which I wish I could be a little more serious with, but it's so...bleh. I'm just throwing it up now before I get lazy again and forget about the trope bingo thing it was supposed to fufill ( Read more... )

...so. Apparently, I've been writing a lot. Just not posting. Life's actually being a little good to me. Knew I was going to come back here, though, because I always do. If only I didn't keep getting banned from my account for always forgetting my password ( Read more... )

So many things I was supposed to do, which is leading to random smatterings posted here and there, including this prompt table I started way back when. Can't decide how to organise it yet. What are headers? Meh ( Read more... )

Notice, this is stretching the fabric of believability. However, this series is also very self-indulgent.

( One of these things cancels out the other. )

In my personal little head canon, Sasuke died with Itachi, then they both lived happily ever after in some kind of Uchiha heaven (or Sasuke razed Konoha to the ground in a blaze of maniacal laughter and glory--no, really, I'm being serious), and Naruto becomes Hokage and ends up with Sakura (after they both have a two year stint as ANBU), and the ( Read more... )