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That time when Frodo tries to do something nice for Sam, and Sam is justifiably confused
Frodo: Well if you aren't going to put any effort into this, I'm going to go commune with my Chunky Gardeners monthly.
And fucking cry!
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Éomer:*sexy grin* I was clearly the true star of the movie. Who saved the day? EOMER SON OF EOMUND, that's who. Gandalf? Feh. You want to know the ugly truth? We had to fish him out of a gutter in Aldburg and sober him back up before he could stay a-horse for more five minutes' gallop without vomiting all over Shady's mane -- that's why we weren't ( Read more... ) -
Birthday Bagginses
Bilbo:I have stolen Fatty's hat! And for an evil purpose. An evil humping purpose. [cackles and scurries down a random laundry chute]
Frodo:I'm going to trying to find the best death pose on the dirt floor here, so I can look good for sockpuppets when they come photograph my DEAD BODY!!
Bingo:Now, if I were a Dark Lord, what kind of tea ( Read more... ) -
Update
Some of the more recent entries got deleted after I tried fixing some formating problems (who else didn't know you couldn't backdate community entries?), so I apologize for that. I have also had my own computer problems (as in not having one for 6 weeks). Add to this, every time I've been ready to post the next quote, 6A has had some brainfart/ ( Read more... ) -
Tilion, Steersman of the Moon (a.k.a. Moonboy)
Tilion: PS: I'm not working for Orome any more so I wonder if Irmo will hire me because I haven't crashed into anything for weeks now and I spend a lot of time in his garden anyway. Except when Este chases me out with the hose. Ahahah. She's not so "gentle" when she catches me in her daisies ( Read more... ) -
because Noldorin bloodthirstiness = hilarious
Celandine Brandybuck: Earendil's Star. *points upward* It gives us all hope. Thank you.
Feanaro: *total, ominous silence for about 30 seconds*
*lightly* Will have to kill him. *eyes narrow* Not his.
Celandine Brandybuck: *blinks, goes wide-eyed, bites her lip* Maybe he's just borrowing it? You have to admit, he picked a good spot for an exhibit.
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Niphredil:Ada?
Eomer:*scoops up* *cuddles* Yes, cecil min?
Niphredil:Ada! *kisses his chin*
Eomer:Awwww...you been good for your mama?
Niphredil:*nods and makes a sound that resembles something vaguely Sindarin*
Eomer:*over at Luthien* I need to start teaching her MY language.
Luthien:You should. Teach her small words for now. *grins*
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Birthday Bagginses
Bilbo:[makes sweet love to Faramir's boots]
Faramir:*donates boots to charity, walks home barefoot*
Bilbo:.....DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN THE SWEET LOVE OF A HOBBIT FOR A MAN'S BOOTS?! HUH?!?! I LOVED THEM!!! I WAS GOING TO MARRY THEM AND HAVE LITTLE HOB-BOOT CHILDREN!!!! [sobs and throws lint before floating away]
Frodo:I have been smited with ( Read more... )