Birthday Bagginses

[spookystoy]

Bilbo:[makes sweet love to Faramir's boots]
Faramir:*donates boots to charity, walks home barefoot*
Bilbo:.....DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN THE SWEET LOVE OF A HOBBIT FOR A MAN'S BOOTS?! HUH?!?! I LOVED THEM!!! I WAS GOING TO MARRY THEM AND HAVE LITTLE HOB-BOOT CHILDREN!!!! [sobs and throws lint before floating away]

Frodo:I have been smited with

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[bbolger_baggins]

*smiles*

*sends <3 and purple mushrooms*