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Having a bad hair day
Feanaro:AT LAST! I CAN NOW MAKE PRETTY JEWELRY WITH ARTANIS'S HAIR! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Come Maedhros! Let us travel to the other inactive journals of blondie and shave their heads! I'm sure they won't mind. And stuff.
*waves shiny sword over head*
CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!
Fingolfin:*tucks his own hair into his hat* Did you say charge? I heard charge. ( Read more... ) -
not-so-swift Snowmane
Nahar:**Monty Python and the Holy Grail-esque gathering and parting of the clouds for God the horse of Oromë**
Snoooooowmaaaaaaaaaaane....Snoooooooooooowmaaaaaaaaaaaaane.....
Snowmane:O.O
Holy roadapples.
Ummm...yessir? If this is about chasing Roffy's mares, hey, I can explain...
Nahar:No, actually... it's about me getting bored and wanting to ( Read more... ) -
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Happy birthday, oliveoyl! A selection from the beflowered dark lord:
Sauron:Well, in case you hadn't noticed, I have not posted in, like, a bit ( Read more... ) -
Mmmm potting soil
Samwise:Well, Mr. Frodo tried to storm out on me to the Pantry Smial. I even slammed the door in my face nice and hard. But, I looked outside while I was enjoying being a free hobbit taking a break from wallowing in the angst that came as a result from his leaving... and he was out on the lawn ( Read more... ) -
Happy Irmotine's Day!
Short and sweet sudsy:
Melkor:::is neglected::
Irmo:*un-neglects Melkie*
Irmo is having an Irmotine's Day bubble bath. Would Melkie care to join him?
Melkor:Melkie would indeed like to join Irmo. ;D
Irmo:Melkie can help Irmo reach certain spots that need washing. ;)
Melkor:Melkie can help Irmo reach all spots. ;)
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Because pancaked hamsters are auspicious, don't you know?
Salmar:*is trapped in Aule's lab under a fallen toolbox*
NOT ZANY
Aule:*slips on empty hamster ball*
*smacks into wall*
*falls back on toolbox*
...ow.
Salmar:*squish*
Aule:That was my favorite toolbox!! :(:(:( It had a neat sparkly sticker on it.
Salmar:*IS A FREAKING HAMSTER PANCAKE*
Aule:*washes off in Irmo's fountain*
Elanor:;_;
Aule: ( Read more... ) -
Part 2 of 2
Eomer:No. Wait. Really. Where the fuck are we going? Because if it's AWAY from Gondor, I'm turning around right now.
Gwindor:*eying you* What are you talking about? Eomer, there's nothing we can do right now.
Druedain:Yes, Aghan thinks -away- is a very good idea.
Eomer:I DON'T RUN AWAY.
Eowyn:What about that one time when Uncle Eojerry gave us ( Read more... ) -
Part 1 of 2
shEomer:I'm not seeing triple any more and I am perfectly capable of bathing MYSELF, you bloody fastidious Firstborn. And yes, I'm staying this way for now because it makes my aforementioned ælfir comrades a little less likely to throw me in the river again. For one, Gwindor turns all sorts of interesting colors when he accidentally grabs a ( Read more... ) -
From the "Quotable Eomer Anthology" 2nd ed.
From here:
Eomer: I have Come, I think, to some Decisions. I shall Elaborate later, once I have had the Opportunity to speak to Certain Individuals.
And no, I have no idea why I am writing in Random Capitalization. But it sure looks Official, doesn't it?
Jade Gemini: Has your mun been slipping you sugar and Prozac again?
Eomer: Nah, she usually ( Read more... ) -
Because when Irmo won't have sex with you, you know it's time for sepukku.
Just to clear up any confusion, there is absolutely no restriction on anyone posting here. All of you who watch this, if you can find some good stuff and you want to share it, do so. spookystoy and I are really here to make sure that there's some regularity to the posting, and to break out the whiffle bats in the unlikely event of troll ( Read more... )