Pink has never been my favorite color.  I use it like I would use any other tool.  For a specific purpose.  As a kid I hated being dressed all in pink.  As if it was a billboard to proclaim my sex.  Later in life, I pealed back tan folds of lips to discover a brilliant shade of pink, and I knew I was doomed to be pestered with this awful color.   ( Read more... )

So I got clarification on the whole "massaging show" thing ( Read more... )

He's at the Jerk Shack. The most hated of his 3 jobs ( Read more... )

I wish I could draw. Specifically, I wish I could draw my security blankets ( Read more... )

Yes dammit. I'm already thinking of Christmas because we had to buy our flight tickets today ( Read more... )

Okay. So you know I got all my pirate crap. Well I wanted to try it all on, and I did ( Read more... )

Hubby's raise is the complete tip out. The girls have to pay their house, and pay the manager's fee. Then they tip the DJ, bartender, and doormen at their discretion. Hubby now gets to take home allll the manger's fee! yea yea yea yeay eayyeyayeayey! Thats like... 15 girls on a dayshift. $8 a girl. On top of his salary ( Read more... )

I wrote this when I was 12. I read it every year during this month.

His FootstepsI cant follow his footsteps even if I wished ( Read more... )

Wow. I haven't updated in a while ( Read more... )

So this last week we've had company stay with us. The Jerry Springer family I told you about earlier. I have to say that everything I had to put up with, was worth the complete joy my daughter felt chasing after their 4 year old ( Read more... )